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Song Parodies -> "Neatness Freak"
Original Song Title:
"Super Freak"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Rick James
Parody Song Title:
"Neatness Freak"
Parody Written by:
Invisible Boy
The Lyrics
Neatness Freak
She's a very tidy girl
I think she learned this from her mother
You will always see her make a frown
If your shoes stay on your feet, (socks please)
She likes to iron her bras
She has her shirts arranged by color
If I do not squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom
It’s not a pretty scene
That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She makes me lift the loo seat up
(each time I take a leak)
I better keep my aim true
(or else be up s**t’s creek)
Each day I have to practice
(work on my technique)
She's OC, she's OC
That girl has OCD, yeah
She's a neatness freak, future’s bleak
‘Cuz I’m too messy, now
Every week, neatness freak
When it’s time to move-in close
(makes me bathe in disinfectant)
Well,she makes me wear a wet-suit
(And a hair-net too, yecch)
And her silky skin I’ve only felt through latex
Talkin’ ‘bout my hands…
Breath through a surgeon’s mask I must
Some “409” I'll be spraying
When we finish we use baby wipes and lysol
Her stuff is squeaky clean
That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She thinks that germs are everywhere
(all over her boutique)
I better kill that fungi
(no, athlete’s foot ain’t chic)
I really love to wash her
(part of her mystique)
She's OC, she's OC
That girl’s too clean for me, yeah
Such a pure physique…so unique
She’s neat and geeky…wow
Osmonds…sing!
Mooorooni
Squeaky clean, quite pristine
My girl’s a clean machine
Mooorooni
She's a very sterile girl
But sometimes she gets freaky nasty
Then I know just what will turn her on
I just let out a big sneeze…Ahh Chooo…
Sneeze IB !!!
IB
She's a very tidy girl
I think she learned this from her mother
You will always see her make a frown
If your shoes stay on your feet, (socks please)
She likes to iron her bras
She has her shirts arranged by color
If I do not squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom
It’s not a pretty scene
That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She makes me lift the loo seat up
(each time I take a leak)
I better keep my aim true
(or else be up s**t’s creek)
Each day I have to practice
(work on my technique)
She's OC, she's OC
That girl has OCD, yeah
She's a neatness freak, future’s bleak
‘Cuz I’m too messy, now
Every week, neatness freak
When it’s time to move-in close
(makes me bathe in disinfectant)
Well,she makes me wear a wet-suit
(And a hair-net too, yecch)
And her silky skin I’ve only felt through latex
Talkin’ ‘bout my hands…
Breath through a surgeon’s mask I must
Some “409” I'll be spraying
When we finish we use baby wipes and lysol
Her stuff is squeaky clean
That girl is very neat now
(the girl's a neatness freak)
She thinks that germs are everywhere
(all over her boutique)
I better kill that fungi
(no, athlete’s foot ain’t chic)
I really love to wash her
(part of her mystique)
She's OC, she's OC
That girl’s too clean for me, yeah
Such a pure physique…so unique
She’s neat and geeky…wow
Osmonds…sing!
Mooorooni
Squeaky clean, quite pristine
My girl’s a clean machine
Mooorooni
She's a very sterile girl
But sometimes she gets freaky nasty
Then I know just what will turn her on
I just let out a big sneeze…Ahh Chooo…
Sneeze IB !!!
IB
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Very good. Kind of reminds me of the old SNL commercial that was a spoof of the Obsession perfume. Compulsion, a new disinfectant from Calvin Kleen. 555
funky and finicky at the same time...dug this
This parody is also neat
I'm bathed in laughter.
Hey, men in black wetsuits or black Stetson's can be fun . . . just bring along that ~409~ in your ~501~ jeans!
A sweep -- 555. :-)
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(ABC) Now you can write a follow-up using the same riff for MC Hammer and call it "U Don't Touch Me!" Good stuff, feels almost as if I had written it.
This was one squeaky-clean parody, no dirty jokes used on this one. I actually liked this one, and always have liked the original song, although I could see how some people would say it's rather annoying, I seem to just like annoying music, I do like "Fergalicious" after all.
Hey, I think this is pretty good. You did a great job parodying this 80s song, so you get a perfect score.
(ABC4N) - A female Monk we have here. Not sure of the OS here though, invisaboy - no youtube link on the voting page. I think I know the OS and it sort of went with what think I know. Can't get a good judgement on this without a ref to the OS however.
(ABC4N) Wow, I really enjoyed this one IB. . .one of my favs by you so far, you actually got me wanting to parody the OS, it looks like you had a fun time with it. . .I liked the way you had the chorus answer the singer "She makes me lift the loo seat up (each time I take a leak)" . . .cool
(ABC4) Setting aside the fact that ironing a bra is physically impossible, that was pretty good!
(ABC4) great stuff IB, I could hear it playing as I read it, and also exactly what bobpie said - 555
(ABC4N) It could only be someone with your talent to make OCD THIS funny, IB....and the funktastic OS just added to the mirth. The latex lines were my faves. 555+
p.s....the term is "s**t creek"...no apostrophe s required. Just so ya know....;-)
p.s....the term is "s**t creek"...no apostrophe s required. Just so ya know....;-)
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