-> "Mara Jade"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Jane"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mara Jade"
The Lyrics
Luke sings:
Assassin, mercenary, Mara, I love you
You're my girl
Mara Jade, Mara Jade
I'm in love with Mara Jade
With hair aflame
Purple saber in a fight
Emerald eyes- amazing
Blaster skill and martial blows
Smuggler turned into Jedi
Emperor's Hand, black gloved
Tried to kill me, but she's thought twice!
Do you love me, Mara Jade?
Spar me with your blade
Duel ya, duel ya, duel ya, duel ya, duel ya
Adversary playing romantic games
I fell for you, Mara Jade
Mara Jade
With her I feel so safe
Mara Jade
I love her, my baby, cannot be tamed (Mara Jade)
Loves a fight, loves playing games (Mara Jade)
Vows and wows...
I'm in love with Mara Jade
She's the only one
Force play is so much fun
In the end, I won
A special type of girl
that is fierce and proud
She likes to hide her love
until no one else is around
Lando tried, but acted a clown...
Do you love me, Mara Jade?
No Jedi mind games
Spoiled ya, spoiled ya, spoiled ya, spoiled ya
Special training for Mara Jade
Callista wasn't the same...
Through her the Force does flow
My Mara. My Mara. My Mara with me
Intense Mara, my true love
I love you, can't get enough
Never met an Imperial t'was so tough
Combat strut
Shines. A diamond in the rough
No one lived that called her bluff
Jedi lady
Come Mara, Mara Jade
Let's have a baby...
Ben Skywalker
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