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Song Parodies -> "Your Thick Teen"
Original Song Title:
"You're Sixteen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ringo Starr
Parody Song Title:
"Your Thick Teen"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
An ode to America's overweight youth of today
He wakes up after noon
Watches cartoons
Lips do nothin' but whine
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
Moves about like a sloth
Dressed like a goth
Belt size now 59
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
Spends his evenings on the net,
You still change every bed he wets
He rubs his gland, he will not stop
You'd trade the kid, but who would swap?
He farts loud as a scream
Dates at a farm
Comes home smellin' like swine
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
At the buffet, he inhales
When he eats fish it's fillet of whale
You watch him eat, it's quite a sight
That's how they named, the 'gig-a-bite'
He fell off of the curb
Flattened your car
Bet that you're fin'ly resigned
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
Your thick teen, he's pitiful, and bovine (x2)
Bovine, bovine, bovine (x2)
All swine, all swine, all swine, all swine, yes he is
Just like mine!
Better watch out for the drunken whalers
Watches cartoons
Lips do nothin' but whine
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
Moves about like a sloth
Dressed like a goth
Belt size now 59
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
Spends his evenings on the net,
You still change every bed he wets
He rubs his gland, he will not stop
You'd trade the kid, but who would swap?
He farts loud as a scream
Dates at a farm
Comes home smellin' like swine
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
At the buffet, he inhales
When he eats fish it's fillet of whale
You watch him eat, it's quite a sight
That's how they named, the 'gig-a-bite'
He fell off of the curb
Flattened your car
Bet that you're fin'ly resigned
Your thick teen
He's pitiful
And bovine
Your thick teen, he's pitiful, and bovine (x2)
Bovine, bovine, bovine (x2)
All swine, all swine, all swine, all swine, yes he is
Just like mine!
Better watch out for the drunken whalers
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No bum steer, here...enjoyed grazing in this pun pasture...and, I'm thtill lithping from jutht reading the title
The "Cartman" of song parodies!!!
As Cartman would say "Here's your fives, I'm going heum"
Like the strip "Zits" set to music. Great job, Dee.
funniest parody i've seen in weeks
Excellent stuff, Dee, particularly the "fillet of whale" and "gig-a-bite" lines.
I think I sat next to that thick teen on the tram yesterday Dee - surely with a bit of willpower he could get down to beltsize 58 - very funny lines as usual - 555
Thanks AFW, Jack, Matthias, JB, alvin,John Jenkins, and Stu...much appreciated
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