Song Parodies -> "The Darned Thing's Greasy"

Original Song Title:

"It Don't Come Easy"

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Original Performer:

"The Darned Thing's Greasy"

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The Lyrics

the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy

burger's what i choose
but my appetite i lose
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
oil is oozin' out...leakin' all about
you could even say its sleazy

burnin' is my heart from meat and cheddar
rancid is this stuff
i wish my food had come out better

i went out for lunch
just craved a quick munch
but you know the darn thing's greasy
and this meal is slime
i'll throw it up in time
cause you know the darn thing's greasy

grease, congealin' gease...that's how they make it
why'd they fry this meat
when they could have merely baked it

now, i've paid my dues
feel like barfin' on my shoes
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
added sauerkraut...a bad plan, no doubt
cause it made me feel more queasy

grease, congealin' grease
i just can't take it
with medicine i'll treat
and i hope that i can shake it

this pain is too much
my tum i must clutch
cause you know the darn thing's greasy
and this gut of mine..is churnin' overtime
cause you know the darn thing's greasy

the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy
the darn thing's greasy
you know the darn thing's greasy

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McKludge - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Mmmm, sliders. Like Arbys used to do, heres some 5s for $5.

Rex - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Sounds like you went here: http://www.heartattackgrill.com/menu.html

alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks mckludge...thanks rex...lol...love the quadruple bypass burger !

Jason - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

This is pretty good. Sorry I haven't been on AmiRight for a long time, ive been suffering from depression and just haven't been coming on often as I used to. It doesn't mean that I haven't forgotton anybody or anything. I should get back to writing parodies when I start to feel better. Anyway once again this parody is pretty neat. 555

alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks jason....hope you're feeling better soon

Jason - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks alvin. I decided to write a parody again to help cheer me up a bit and get back into the swing of things. It should be on the site tomorrow and Im pretty pleased with it.

alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

glad to hear it....looking forward to checking it out

AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

This is tellin' it like it is..they eliminate trans fat and add cans-a-fat

Tim Hall - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

IN-N-OUT rules!

Meriadoc - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Yakburger? ;-)

Ann Hammond - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

he he he

alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks AFW...no lie....thanks tim....yes, they do...thanks merry...lol...not THAT bad....thanks ann

Peregrin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

LOL, alvin. When I was in Vegas with Merry I took a photo of a store named FatBurger. I wasn't even game to go in (I don't need no help, ya dig?). They may wanna use this parody :)

John Jenkins - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Very good title and parody.

alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks peregrin...i've eaten at a fatburger before...lol..yeah, great name...thanks john

UnKnownVotress - July 01, 2008 - Report this comment

Careful, Sir Alvin, this is slithering closer to the "L'Meat" category . . .

TJC - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Too clever and poly-pun-saturated to boot!

alvin - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks UnKnownVotress....yes, i trod carefully...thanks TJC....glad ya enjoyed

Guy - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment

"Sweet Hiccup Hiker"
"We could make music at the Greasy King"

Been to John Fogerty's favorite eatery now have we, Alvin? Absolutely an instant classic. Well done Sir Alvin.

alvin - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks guy

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