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Song Parodies -> "The First Time Ever I Heard a Fart"
Original Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Roberta Flack
Parody Song Title:
"The First Time Ever I Heard a Fart"
Parody Written by:
2Eagle
The Lyrics
The first time ever I heard a fart,
A sound that ripped the silent pall.
It was a most impressive sound,
That kept bouncing off the walls, my Friends,
And echoed throughout the halls.
The first time ever I smelled a fart,
It was a most gaseous vapor.
That blistered paint off the bathroom wall,
Then, I opened up the door, my Friends,
And it spread all o'er the floor.
The first time ever I let a fart,
I felt the earth move 'neath my feet.
I got rid of a weary load.
Fumigation can't be beat, my Friends,
Fragrant fuzzy oh so sweet.
A sound that ripped the silent pall.
It was a most impressive sound,
That kept bouncing off the walls, my Friends,
And echoed throughout the halls.
The first time ever I smelled a fart,
It was a most gaseous vapor.
That blistered paint off the bathroom wall,
Then, I opened up the door, my Friends,
And it spread all o'er the floor.
The first time ever I let a fart,
I felt the earth move 'neath my feet.
I got rid of a weary load.
Fumigation can't be beat, my Friends,
Fragrant fuzzy oh so sweet.
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Poetic.
Ahhhh.....
Good job, 5's. Please see my Fleetwood Mac parodies how to prevent farts.
Hehehe.
555 Such a romantic!
Gotcha!
Ha ha! 2Eagle, that was impressive!
If you have children, I suggest < Walter, the Farting Dog > by Glen Murray. It works wonders for the little tots I visit at the Children's Center! They just reel in laughter, even as young as four!! For a few moments they can forget their abandonment.
Good for you, littleCupCakes. You're a mensch.
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