-> "Maggie Died"
Original Song Title:
"Maggie May"
Original Performer:
Rod Steward
Parody Song Title:
"Maggie Died"
The Lyrics
Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say about you
Oh, you died yesterday and I do not want to be too cruel
The UK is not amused
as many feel they've been abused
Oh, Maggie died, and they laugh it all along
There are parties out at the streets,
and that really gives me creeps
You're either hated or loved, but your country - right or wrong!
You ruled UK twelve years and you ruled with an iron hand
Those tinpot tyrants of Argies got to know where you stand
You closed then the mines of coal
and you put the miners on dole
Oh, Maggie, you couldn't be colder any more
You crushed the unions for good
and there's one thing we understood -
You broke the workers' souls and you made them desperate and poor
All UK needed was a leader to fix that downtrend on hand
But you played hardball and you left behind a divided land
While you did play the Commies down
and that's what I do not frown
Oh Maggie, you couldn't be harder any more -
You fought war away from home
and you made Argentina bite foam
Your world was black and white and your head thick as a two-by-four
I suppose you could have made a decent engineer
But you went into politics and wasted a perfectly good career
Now I'm an egghead on my own -
I don't hate you, I just frown
Oh Maggie, I wish you'd stayed in industry -
You made good pals with Pinochet
and I think that was not okay
You were immoral but we respect you anyway
Maggie I wish you'd worked in the world of steel;
you would have deserved the name "Iron Lady" for real!
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