Song Parodies -> "Dick's Bad Shot Cannot Be Fixed"

Original Song Title:

"The First Cut Is The Deepest"

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Original Performer:

"Dick's Bad Shot Cannot Be Fixed"

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The Lyrics

Satire about Dick Cheney's ill-fated shotgun shooting of fellow hunter Harry Whittington

(instrumental intro)

Dick Cheney's birdshot went to Harry's heart;
His canned quail hunt has been torn apart.
Cheney's faking got roasted on the spot.
Ill-fated hunt; riled the Shrub again.
Cheney has riled the Shrub again...
Don't you know...

Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed... yeah, we all know...
Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed.

George Bush is dumb; Cheney unlucky - he's cursed.
Cheney's cover-up just made things worst.
And by the press, Dick's being drubbed; bloodthirst...
Press wants to know...

Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed... yeah, we all know...
Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed.

Shrub still wants Cheney by his side
Just to help him lead the cheers when he lied.
Shrub's the Fuhrer, but Cheney's his guide.
Ill-fated hunt; riled the Shrub again.
Cheney has riled the Shrub again...
Don't you know...

Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed... yeah, we all know...
Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed.

George Bush is dumb; Cheney unlucky - he's cursed.
Cheney's cover-up just made things worst.
And by the press, Dick's being drubbed; bloodthirst...
Press wants to know...

Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed... yeah, we all know...
Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed...

Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed...
Dick's bad shot cannot be fixed...

(repeat refrain and fade)

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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