I voted 5-1-5 because your pacing is dead on, and your message is undeniable. I gave you a 1 because your parody isn't funny. This isn't an insult; it's NOT funny that such injustice is carried out. Let one of us normals commit perjury, and we'd be in jail STILL awaiting trial. Wealthy man with connections in the right places greases the right palm, and he can lie his @$$ off all he wants. Anyway...good parody. *humbly bows*

great job, just sad you had to write it...can't wait for the day when someone else 'decides"

Like the bumper sticker says...don't blame me, I voted with the majority.

You're the delusional one, Bicholek and Co. FYI, for every loser like you watching His Deranged Loserness Olbermann, there are FIVE of us, count'em, five, watching O'Reilly and screaming with laughter at the distress of all the baby-killing child-molesting godless commie fags like yourself and the fools who praise you. Eat 111s, traitor!

Well, well, well, more treason from Traitor Mike. You should talk, little boy: your hero Slick Willy Clinton went to war without so much as a friendly authorization and left the Balkans and Somalia genocidal war-torn hellholes, lied repeatedly to the jury and to the American people, was convicted of perjury and disbarred, and pardoned whole phone books of known felons when his accursed reign finally came to an end. 111s to you, you hypocrites and traitors! I hope Bush gives Libby a full pardon just to give the screws on you another turn.

So, what you're saying is because one president is percieved wrong, it's OK, for GWB to blatantly bend the law to his will. Ah...thanks for clearing that up. And, just so you know, no matter how many 111s you manage to squeeze in, it still doesn't change what's going on. Oh...and be thankful we aren't face to face. Most Americans don't take kindly to being called traitor.

All pro-abortion politicians, such as Hillary and Pelosi, are baby-killers, so there's one hard piece of evidence. Charles Rust-Tierney of the far-left ACLU is into hard-core toddler-rape porn, so pedophilia, check. (Bonus points for Gerry Studds on that one, since he got away with screwing a 17-year-old boy, which is ephebophilic pederasty, but that's pretty close to pedophilia.) Godless atheists... well, there's that Pete Stark guy, no? And there's you and IL... 'nuff said. Communists... well, your whole party's into that "spread the wealth" garbage, but these days that's just socialism. Close enough for government work, though. Looks like every one of the charges against you is true, Pach.

You mean the most cowardly, most fifth-rate (ha ha!), most worthless liar ever to slither on to the airwaves since Dan Rather bit the dust?

Woooh! I'm scayered! Syncronos wants to whack us for calling his ho what he is! Well, Dubya-hata, you don't start none, won't be none, capiche? I don't reckon Bush takes too well to being called a traitor either, but you notice he's not sending any secret police to your door. At least, as far as I know, he isn't. Are you feeling a bit paranoid now that I said that, hmmm? Gore tried to tap every phone in America once, did you know that? And Clinton had to bend the very definition of "is" to his will to escape the punishment he deserved, and you fellow liars of his still praise him for that! What's going on is that the underdogs just gave you and your so-called "majority" a good hard whoopin'! Can't win for winnin', huh, loser boy? Y'all just got punked!

To Well let's see: Well, even if each of your your statements was true (which I doubt - toddler-rape porn? What?), that hardly makes every member of the liberal mind-set guilty of the same crimes. Might as well call someone a hard core drug dealer because his second cousin smoked pot in college. Your conversational logic need serious work.

Suck: Check the ratings: O'Reilly's are going down, much like Bush's; Olbermann's are going up. In fact, since April, O'Really has lost half a million viewers. "Patriot": Yes, Clinton went to war in Haiti and won without firing a shot. He went to war in Bosnia and won in six weeks without losing a man. He went to war in Kosovo and won in six weeks without losing a man. Six years and four thousand deaths after Bush promising to get bin Laden dead or alive, where is he? The GOP Senators wouldn't fund Clinton in Kosovo, and he won without ever questioning their patriotism. If Bosnia and Somalia are so bad, why didn't Bush go in and fix them? (Because he'd be reminded of his father's failures, for one thing.) Clinton was ACQUITTED of perjury, and was not disbarred; Nixon remains the only disbarred President. "Well": Nobody is pro-abortion. Nobody WANTS there to be more abortions, though perhaps your parents should've used better birth control. I've never even heard of Rust-Tierney, but everyone's heard of Mark Foley, Republican. Gerry Studds? According to the law of the State in question, he didn't commit a crime. Pete Stark? When Bush lied, "God wants me to be President," that certainly made atheists like Stark look a little smarter. Gore tried to tap every phone in America? Amazing, you bums made up more lies about him than you did about both Clinton's combined. The punishment Bill deserved, once acquitted, was only for Hillary to decide. And she's gonna become an even bigger decider in 2009. "A good hard whoopin'"? What whoopin' would that be, Bush's whoopin' of the Constitution? Yeah, we as a nation got punked, by the punks of all time. Put it another way: At this point in each man's Administration, Clinton was at 70 percent; Bush 26 percent. Bill Clinton was seen as, if not a hero (to many of us, certainly), then certainly as a President who was doing a good job. George W. Bush is the worst President in the lifetime of all living Americans -- worse than Nixon, and heading for Pierce and Buchanan territory. All they did was allow a civil war to happen. Bush hasn't gone that far... but he's got 18 more months... unless Congress does the right thing... or he does, and resigns. I'm not holding my breath; then again, we are called Blue States.