Wake up Robbie I think I got something to say to you
It's late December and you've really made yourself a fool
I know you keep us amused but I feel I'm being used
Oh Robbie you could have tried that bit more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt

That afternoon sun when it was in your face really showed your name
But that don't worry me none in my eyes you're everything
I laughed at all of your jokes my love you didn't need to coax
Oh, Robbie you could have tried that bit more
You lured me away from home, just to save you from being alone
You stole my soul and that's a pain I can do without

All I needed was a friend to lend a guiding hand
But you turned into a coward and
bummer you went under, you bored me out
All you did was wreck my head
and on that game you missed the pen
Oh Robbie you could have tried that bit more
You lured me away from home 'cause you didn't want to be alone
You stole my heart I couldn't leave you if I tried

I suppose I could collect my books and call you a great fool
Or steal my daddy's snooker set and learn how to play pool
Or find myself a spurs clan that needs a tottenham fan
Oh Robbie I wish I'd never seen your game
You made a first-class fool out of me
But I'm as blind as a fool can be
You stole my heart but I love you anyway

Robbie I wish I'd never seen your game
I'll get on back home forgetting your name.