Song Parodies -> "Trailing"

Original Song Title:

"Sailing"

Original Performer:

"Trailing"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

OK, I got this song stuck in my head! And given I've finally lost my perfect start in fantasy football, and my practice to chase down a target ended before it really began, so I have to get this out. But man, the song actually fit better now that I've lost (and the timing of it, too). Funny that.

I am trailing
I am trailing
Screwed again by QB's

I am trailing
Losing quarters
Lose my best start in week 3

I was flying
I was flying
Like a jerk, getting high

I was flying
Making me proud
Now I'm back down in week 3

Can you hear me?
Can you heal him [Westbrook]
I need my big stars making plays

I am dying
Forever crying
Need a new back, need a trade

Can you hear me?
Can you heal him [Westbrook]
I need my big stars making plays

I am dying
Forever crying
I've three QB's, want a trade?

We are trailing
We are trailing
Screwed again, across the teams

We are trailing
I ask: "What The...?"
Need new "Steve Who"
For next week

Oh, Lord
Need new "Heath Who"
For next week

Oh, Lord
Need new "Reeve Who"
For next week

Oh, Lord
Need new "Keith Who"
For next week

Oh, Lord...

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