-> "Floorpickin"
Original Song Title:
"Barefootin"
Parody Song Title:
"Floorpickin"
Parody Written by:
Jack Thomas
The Lyrics
FLOORPICKIN
Went to a party the other night...
The people there, were high as a kite
Somebody handed me a pipe with a rock
I took one hit, and my heart nearly stopped
I'm Floorpickin
Floorpickin
(Yeah) Floorpickin
I crawled around, all over the floor
The people with me were looking for more
This girl screamed out "I found a rock"
She smoked it up
But just part of a sock
I'm floorpickin
Floorpickin
(Oh Yeah) Floorpickin
After a while the doctor knocked on the door
And everyone began to rise from the floor
They were trading gold for one little piece
I smoked one more
but all it was - was a tease
I'm floorpickin
Floorpickin
(OOOO Yeah) Floorpickin
I got frustrated so I headed downtown
Cause I was Jonesing, and wearing a frown
I ran into this bro round the block
He was selling them cute little rocks
I stopped pickin
Stopped Pickin
(OOOO Yeah) I stopped pickin'
(Oh Yeah....pick it one time...I stopped pickin)
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