I was tired of my owner, been in bed way too long
Like a broken record, i went an barked til dawn
So, while he laid their sleeping, i chewed up the paper instead.
An in the moments after, he woke up to his own dread.

If you like peeing on sofa's, Chasin' squirrels in the rain
If your don't like the mailman, if you have half a brain
If you like making noise at midnight, drivin' your ownnn-ers insane
Then i'm the dog that you care for, your the one who's to blame.

I Didn't think about the neighbor, i bet you know what i mean.
But, Me an my owner, think that he's, really kinda mean.
So i took it out on him later, made a personal attack.
An though, he doesn't know it, in his yard, i took a crap.

Yes, i like peeing on sofa's, chasing cars in the rain.
Im not much into vaccums, but a broom i can take.
I've gotta lick my ass, at tommorow noon, an lick you all in the face
At the park where i got fleas, still infesting your place

So i waited for my owner, i sat an paced in one space
i knew right in an instant, i smelled the dogs on her face
it was my own human, an she said"Awwwh who's a good boy"?
An i barked for a moment which translated "i'm sick of the games"

If you like peeing on sofa's, Chasin' squirrels in the rain
If your don't like the mailman, if you have half a brain
If you like making noise at midnight, drivin' your ownnn-ers insane
Then i'm the dog that you care for, your the one who's to blame.

If you like peeing on sofa's, Chasin' squirrels in the rain
Im not much into vaccums, but a broom i can take.
I've gotta lick my ass, at tommorow noon, an lick you all in the face