Song Parodies -> "Damn, It's True!"

Original Song Title:

"Xanadu"

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Original Performer:

"Damn, It's True!"

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The Lyrics

A friend said one day that I was too cynical; when I found out he was fifteen years younger than I, I told him you have plenty of time to become like me. If Xanadu was found today, it would be ripped apart in a war between Greedy Capitalists and Green ELFies and whatever was left would be washed away in a flood of idiot regulations. If you think Government works for you, you must be one of the freeloaders...and when I turned my jaded eye on this classic song.... here we go again. POTUS President of the US. Pap - Archaic Slang for government largesse

Damn, It's True!

(Sung to "Xanadu" by Rush)

To see a vibrant Republic Work
Like a Sun in a clear blue sky...
but Congress should be pilloried
for misleading us with lies....

SSi and Immigration, 16 Trillion Red
A brick wall ahead
Yes they have made fools of me and you!
I spoke for years for all to hear how things were going down
Scandalous POTUS Clown!
The loss of our Republic might be due!

Damn, its true!!..

To stand inside these hallowed halls
Where Lodge and Clay once dwelled
Now miscegenation (no, Legislation!)
comes with a foul smell!
To find the places where we went wrong
and set some things to right
Tear the Truth form sheltered Lies
and prepare for the fight of fights!! Yes, a fight!

Wake up sheeple; it's a call to arms to defend our sanctity
We're no Democracy!
Sing the Allegiance, This Republic's True!
How will our Republic end? A silent death in the night?
Or a vocal fight?
I guess that will be up to me and you!!

Me and You....

Not all of Congress is marked in black
There are some who don't mean us ill...
But the rest of them and the POTUS Barack!
Have been guzzling Pap and Swill!
Unaffordable Care is one obscenity..
that we could do without...
If that's what we get from compromise...
We need to kick the bastards out! Yes, kick them out!

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Patrick - August 21, 2013 - Report this comment

The few good members in Congress, if there are any, are powerless to halt the slide into chaos. Lot asked the Lord to spare Sodom if he could find 10 just men in the city. Then he lowered his request to 5. Then he thought about it and packed his bags to flee. It's time to sweep them all out. And take the bureaucracy with them. Security code "DEA", just one of many alphabet soup agencies that have long overstayed their welcome.

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