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Song Parodies -> "Evil Candy Man"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Sammy Davis Jr.
Parody Song Title:
"Evil Candy Man"
Parody Written by:
MysteryGoat
The Lyrics
From The Album "The Self Titled Debut Album"
Who can take the children
Lure them in his shop
Stuff 'em full of chocolate and a giant lollipop
The Candy Man, evil Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And makes the world real fat
Who can take the babies
Give them tootsie breath
Laughing as they suffer trying to gum them things to death
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And makes the world real fat
The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Full of evil and malicious
Now you said they're really quite delicious
His true intentions are seditious
Oh, who can take the people
Addict them to the pop
Enabling addiction trying to slip it to the cops
The Candy Man, evil Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And make the world real fat
The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Full of evil and malicious
Said they're really quite delicious
His true intentions are seditious
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who can take the Goat man
Stuff him in a jar
Stir him up with syrup and a peanut butter bar
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And make the world real fat
Yes, the Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And makes the world real fat
a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Lure them in his shop
Stuff 'em full of chocolate and a giant lollipop
The Candy Man, evil Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And makes the world real fat
Who can take the babies
Give them tootsie breath
Laughing as they suffer trying to gum them things to death
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And makes the world real fat
The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Full of evil and malicious
Now you said they're really quite delicious
His true intentions are seditious
Oh, who can take the people
Addict them to the pop
Enabling addiction trying to slip it to the cops
The Candy Man, evil Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And make the world real fat
The Candy Man makes everything he bakes
Full of evil and malicious
Said they're really quite delicious
His true intentions are seditious
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who can take the Goat man
Stuff him in a jar
Stir him up with syrup and a peanut butter bar
The Candy Man, the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And make the world real fat
Yes, the Candy Man can 'cause he's an evil little crap
And makes the world real fat
a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
Candy Man, a-Candy Man, a-Candy Man
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LOL!
Wish I'd thought of this; great job!
I'm laughing as I suffer, trying to gum this thing to death.
I liked it too !
Glad to see this one picked up some votes! I'm still laughing over the Goat Man verse.
Yo thanks for the support. Now if only i could get famous and turn this into a video, everything would be full circle.
Was this syrup-ticiously about Michael Jackson? ;-)
What Spaff said. Thanks for bringing this back for another helping.
(ABC) MysteryGoat - This is funny! Very good job here.
(ABC) You must have gone to Evil Candy Medical School with Dr. Evil! Very funny stuff!
(ABC) Sadistic little number! ;0
(ABC) Muy bien. Very witty.
At least it wasn't an evil kidnapper candy man. I thought you were going in that direction at first.
Very very nice. Though the mention of the "Goat Man" reminded me unpleasantly of Goatse, who I would not want to see mixed with syrup and a peanut butter bar :-D.
Of all your parodies, this Sammy Davis Jr. song is still the one eye like best.
very apt satire on the fast/junk food industry.... great stuff
Always loved this one, Goatman. Thought I'd check whether I'd restore my vote and I hadn't, so... now I have. :)
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