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Song Parodies -> "Knocked Up His Woman ( The 'cruise'-ing Parody)"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Knocked Up His Woman ( The 'cruise'-ing Parody)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Tom has knocked up his woman,
Tom has knocked up his woman
he has knocked up his woman,
she's so tall, impossibly
that he would knock up this woman
raise him scientologically
don't turn your back on him, Katie,
don't rurn your back on him Katie,
no don't turn your back on him Katie,
or he'll be chatting up other tall chicks
don't turn your back on him, Katie,
ask Nicole, she still says he's just another dick
you got scientology baby,
a quiet room for birth baby
scientology baby
will turn your heart into stone
he needs you so bad,
now you're pregnant so he'll leave you alone
Tom has knocked up his woman
he has knocked up his woman,
she's so tall, impossibly
that he would knock up this woman
raise him scientologically
don't turn your back on him, Katie,
don't rurn your back on him Katie,
no don't turn your back on him Katie,
or he'll be chatting up other tall chicks
don't turn your back on him, Katie,
ask Nicole, she still says he's just another dick
you got scientology baby,
a quiet room for birth baby
scientology baby
will turn your heart into stone
he needs you so bad,
now you're pregnant so he'll leave you alone
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