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Song Parodies -> "Black Sharpie Marker "

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman "

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Black Sharpie Marker "

Parody Written by:

Mrs. Elane ES

The Lyrics

I got a black Sharpie marker
I got a black Sharpie marker

Yes, I got a black Sharpie marker
Thick dark lines easier to see
I got a black Sharpie marker and
I think it's trying to leak all over me

Don't get your black on me Sharpie
Don't get you black on me Sharpie

No, don't leak your black on me Sharpie
Washing you off hard to do
Don't leak your black on me Sharpie
I'll throw you in the garbage if you do

Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?

Pu, why do you smell so bad sharpie
Starting to sense some bad fumes
Can't breathe it's so bad
Like a store full of nauseous perfumes

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Michael Pacholek - April 17, 2023 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about the one black thing that Donald Trump likes.
Mrs. Elane ES - April 27, 2023 - Report this comment
I ought to see if I can do a Trump parody some time
Ann - January 08, 2024 - Report this comment
okay, Annie Gardener has done all Mrs. Elane ES parodies now. In the past card has done all of victoria. I think I would like Annie Gardener, mAd hatter and card to be my 3 people. They can just be lowercase like they were, I'm just sending differently to make sure I know what I've done so far. Annie Gardener should be started and I think the next best thing to do would be to get mad started.
Ann - January 10, 2024 - Report this comment
I don't know how many hot drinks I made myself yesterday after coming home from work, anyway I think I might have just capitalizing Mad Hatter and then just started doing the A. Either way it was going to be one new mad hatter . Do I need to repost the stuff to make sure all of mad hatter is mAd hatter or can you fix that eventually? I found a one bomb song in Annie in the past that isn't in Ann H. I'll probably one bomb me some time if you don't so I have a reason to post this song.
Ann - January 10, 2024 - Report this comment
looks like I have 3 mAd things I needed to submit as Mad Hatter. Gardener looks good and I might just go ahead and make sure Ann has everything until I figure out what all I want to post where.

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