Song Parodies -> "Black Sharpie Marker"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Santana

Parody Song Title:

"Black Sharpie Marker"

Parody Written by:

Elene ES

The Lyrics

I got a black Sharpie marker
I got a black Sharpie marker

Yes, I got a black Sharpie marker
Thick dark lines easier to see
I got a black Sharpie marker and
I think it's trying to leak all over me

Don't get your black on me Sharpie
Don't get you black on me Sharpie

No, don't leak your black on me Sharpie
Washing you off hard to do
Don't leak your black on me Sharpie
I'll throw you in the garbage if you do

Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?

Pu, why do you smell so bad sharpie
Starting to sense some bad fumes
Can't breathe it's so bad
Like a store full of nauseous perfumes

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CML Progress Report - November 06, 2024 - Report this comment

So, you've improved a little bit with this one. Still have a ways to go ... What you should do is check out the parodies of a female parodist who went by Arwen, who was, by far, the funniest woman parodist. Get an idea of how to be funny as a female. She's about #50 on the author list with about 240 parodies

Elene ES - November 06, 2024 - Report this comment

I'll try practicing a little more

Arwen - December 04, 2024 - Report this comment

Oh wow...totally appreciate the shout out, CML Progress Report...and am blushing at your review of my work...even if I am (was?) only the funniest FEMALE parodist on the site. Advice for you, Elene...don't worry about following my lead...and don't let anyone tell you how to do anything...least of all how to be funny...(as a female?)...you do you, girl! Keep writing!!

CML - December 06, 2024 - Report this comment

Well, you do have a uniquely FEMALE perspective in your verses that none of us guys have, and none of us guys can match you in your bailiwick. You have a different style .. women in general have a different style and sensibility in comedy. I have four brothers and four sisters. Some things that will slay a bro will be off-putting to a sis. And what a sis will ROFL at won't get any reaction from a bro

Elene ES - December 10, 2024 - Report this comment

I don't listen to people tell me how to be me and I do what I want.

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