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Song Parodies -> "Kindling"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
Original Performer:
Shocking Blue
Parody Song Title:
"Kindling"
Parody Written by:
Adagio
The Lyrics
The odd thing in this fountain shop
Was woman without shimmery mane
'Cause somewhat of a shortcut 'twas
Ended with hair a-flame.
She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
-Instrumental-
She wept for her crispy hair, sighed.
She passed it off with a mop.
Black her hair color, it was.
Got what no one else had...
A blonde wig, uh-huh, well she's got wig.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for blonde attire.
She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
Was a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
Was woman without shimmery mane
'Cause somewhat of a shortcut 'twas
Ended with hair a-flame.
She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
-Instrumental-
She wept for her crispy hair, sighed.
She passed it off with a mop.
Black her hair color, it was.
Got what no one else had...
A blonde wig, uh-huh, well she's got wig.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for blonde attire.
She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
Was a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
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is this what you call a torch song ?...5s
Good stuff Pat, guess she's a "Shocking Blonde" now.
Heehee! Thanks alvin and Jack.
Flaming Barnet of 5s ;)
Thanks LLLB!
Wow, Adagio, your BRAIN'S "on fire" with brilliant parody ideas! 555 ;-)
Thanks Johnny!!
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