Song Parodies -> "Yorp Eenus"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

"Yorp Eenus"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Her gender-reassignment doc
Made a most amazing claim
"My first name is Yorp", said the doc
"And Eenus my last name."

That doctor!
He's crazy, that doctor!

"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the cloner
Of your new boner."

"I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the crafter
Of your new spaffter."

(instrumental break)

He sculpted with a crystal knife
Making every man-gland
Sculpturing life-like tube-logs
Rods like no one else has

WOW!

That doctor!
He's wacko, that doctor!

"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
The assembler
Of your new member."

"I'm Yorp Eenus,
The constructor
Of your new ductwork."

(instrumental break)

He's done it!
Her doctor, he's done it!

"Well,
I'm Yorp Eenus,
You're now owner
Of a swell boner."

"I'm Yorp Eenus,
I'm the swami
Of your salami."

(instrumental ending)

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Adagio - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL Favorite verse....
Of your salami."
5's

Arwen - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Ditto on Adagio's comment..."I'm the swami...Of your salami." LOL!! 5s!

Cookie-man - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

LMAO! I am laughing so hard I am crying!!! I would write a longer comment but I can't seem to reMEMBER wher my pen is! 555

Adagio - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Agghhh! Comments left out part of the verse that I liked...."I'M THE SWAMI...of your salami."

John Barry - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Shocking! 5s.

Ashkicksass - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

You're on fire baby! LMAO

Jack Wilson - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Awesome job! 555!

alvin rhodes - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

yorp arody was a riot

Johnny D - July 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you all!

Adagio: Heh heh heh, you left the yogi at the deli, didn't you?

Arwen: You are? Rrrrowwrrrrr..... j/k !!

Cookie-man: Don't lose your pen! You'll be guyless without your stylus!

JB: ZAP.

Ashkicksass: And your comment throws much-appreciated gasoline on the bonfire of my vanities!

Jack: Thanks, Grub King!

alvin: Yorc omment was, too!

Know 1 can hear you dream - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

So that�s what a spaff(ter) is!

Johnny D - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Heh heh heh, thanks K1chyd!

Meriadoc - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Heh heh - I suspect Chucky has just given up trying to censor... ;-D

Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

SNIRK!!! 555

Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Merry & Kristof!

Dudley Stone - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

I tend not to like bawdy stuff, but this is funny. Actually, I find that when I sing it out loud, the doctor's name sounds like "your p*nis"! Which of course makes it even funnier. Did anyone else notice that?

Johnny D - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Dudley!

Your New Spaffter - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment

You're quite the crafter, Johnny BD.

Johnny D - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Laughter's all I'm after, Mighty Spaffter. Thanks!

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