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Song Parodies -> "Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)"
Original Song Title:
"59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Ridiculous Lawsuit Song (You Can't Sue Me)"
Parody Written by:
Charlie Decker
The Lyrics
As sung by a McDonalds executive...a reaction to those highschool girls who sued McDonalds for making them fat. Thankfully, they didn't get anything, but people are making money off ridiculous lawsuits each and every day.
Slow down, you eat too fast
You're gonna need a four day fast
Just, scarfing down McDonalds fries
Sorry you're fat, but you can't sue me!
La la la la la la la...you can't sue me
Hello lawyers, whatcha feelin'?
You've got to stop the money stealing
We committ no crimes, you see
Doot-in do do...you can't sue me!
La la la la la la la...you can't sue me!
It turns out you can't sue those who make what you eat
Just because you're too chubby to see your feet
Now get out of the courtroom, you stupid fatty
Go to Subway. You can't sue me
La la la la la la la la la la la la...
You're gonna need a four day fast
Just, scarfing down McDonalds fries
Sorry you're fat, but you can't sue me!
La la la la la la la...you can't sue me
Hello lawyers, whatcha feelin'?
You've got to stop the money stealing
We committ no crimes, you see
Doot-in do do...you can't sue me!
La la la la la la la...you can't sue me!
It turns out you can't sue those who make what you eat
Just because you're too chubby to see your feet
Now get out of the courtroom, you stupid fatty
Go to Subway. You can't sue me
La la la la la la la la la la la la...
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Nice work charlie.
This is the best parody I've written so far, in my opinion. You kinda have to sing along to get the full effect.
Marvelous - simply marvelous. I love it. Great work. But you know you may get marked low by some slender challenged people.
Yah, I suppose so :-(
But hopefully you also get marked way up by people who hate those mind-bogglingly lame lawsuits. People like me. :) 5-5-5
I'm actually considering singing and recording this one...that's how much I like it!
Go for it, Charlie - look forward to listening to it :-)
This one hasn't been recieved as well as I'd like...:-/
Hey Man!, You got 16 votes >thats excellent<. Sometimes we hang on to the comments for moral support. With 16 votes you did great! Don't sweat it. It took me a long time to get my first top ten. Some people send emails out so their freinds all pop in a vote. Personally I don't do that. You have a repectfull following here, never give up!
Well, that's nice to know. I haven't submitted anything in the past 2 weeks (writers block, dontcha know), but look for four new parodies really soon, 2 S & G and 2 Rolling Stones...
really funny but gets a really good message across congrats on ur clever thinkin this has inspired me 4 a project thanks
Charlie, Groovy Stuff...really good pace flow and it DOES sing well, not just syllabically (is that a word?), but also all the sounds within and ending each word. 5-5-5
(ABC) The 59th Court Division Song, perhaps? Good one.
(ABC) Funny and a fun feeling about it. 5's
R05-McDonalds shouldn't be sued for fattening food, they should be sued for making sh***ty food. Funny parody, having a McD's exec telling someone go to Subway is great, and it paces quite well to TOS.
ABC- DKTOS, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa 4s
(ABC05) - hear hear hear Charlie - it's definitely out with accountability and in with opportunism, or else I'm a grumpy old man - well said - 555
(ABC) I think I may sue you, Charlie...for forcing me to chuckle and thus hurting my jaw. ;-) 555
(ABC) Great job, Charlie, and I agree with you (WARNING...shameless plug alert) --- re: my parody "Goodbye Super-Size Fries".
Is there a recording of this song somewhere? We really need one for our presentation on stupid product liability cases. We want to put it on our Power Point presentation, but we need a recording....
ABC- Short, sweet. Very funny, Charlie. 555
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