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Song Parodies -> "Gentle Ways Will Please your Lover"
Original Song Title:
"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Gentle Ways Will Please your Lover"
Parody Written by:
Lionel Mertens
The Lyrics
The problem is not between your legs, she said to me
The answer is easy if you think intimacy
I'd like to help you with your puzzle to appease
It's best with gentle ways to please your lover
She said it's really not a turn-on to be screwed
Furthermore, I hope my feelings can't be tossed or be abused
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of sounding lude
It's best with gentle ways to please your lover
Gentle ways will please your lover
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
She said it pleased me so to feel you touch my brain
I guess your that someone I'll look for to make me wild again
He said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the gentle ways
She said why don't we both just cuddle up tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
It's best with gentle ways to please your lover
Gentle ways to please your lover
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
The answer is easy if you think intimacy
I'd like to help you with your puzzle to appease
It's best with gentle ways to please your lover
She said it's really not a turn-on to be screwed
Furthermore, I hope my feelings can't be tossed or be abused
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of sounding lude
It's best with gentle ways to please your lover
Gentle ways will please your lover
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
She said it pleased me so to feel you touch my brain
I guess your that someone I'll look for to make me wild again
He said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the gentle ways
She said why don't we both just cuddle up tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
It's best with gentle ways to please your lover
Gentle ways to please your lover
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
Just rub on her back, Zach
Hold a few hands, Stan
Those things she enjoys, Roy
Just let yourself breathe
Start with a hushed, clutch
She won't want to be rushed much
Her heart is the key, lee
And let yourself breathe
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great parody...5s...you can catch more flies with honey, to be sure
"Lewd", not "lude". That's an abbreviation for "quaalude".
What?! No whips and chains? :-O
Sounds like you "get it." Fantastic job, Lionel.
Good one! 5's
Oh Lionel.....ohhhhh Lionel.....you write parodies like this, man, you're gonna get---
Made me think of that old saying: "The way to a woman's fridge goes through her heart."
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