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Song Parodies -> "Bulimia"
Original Song Title:
"Cecilia"
Original Performer:
Simon And Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"Bulimia"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
to the few who saw the other one.. sorry .. this was the one I wanted to cut and paste for here.. the other was bad... and inappropriate.this I WILL make fun of....
bulimia, I'm losing my lunch,
the stuff that I munched, only lately,
oh bulimia, I'm down on my knees,
I'm yakking my cheese, down the throne
bulimia, oh when did this start,
I'm losing my calories, daily
oh bulimia, I'm down on the floor
ralfing some more. down the throne
on my own
pitching up in the afternoon with bulimia
up in the bathroom, pitching up
I got to wash my face,
cause it splashed on my head
I've got yak on my face
bulimia, oh when did this start,
I'm losing my calories, daily
oh bulimia, I'm down on the floor
ralfing some more. down the throne
on my own
mastication, I'm binging again,
an hour and then, I am yakking
mastication, it all starts again,
back to the throne, I am yakking
the stuff that I munched, only lately,
oh bulimia, I'm down on my knees,
I'm yakking my cheese, down the throne
bulimia, oh when did this start,
I'm losing my calories, daily
oh bulimia, I'm down on the floor
ralfing some more. down the throne
on my own
pitching up in the afternoon with bulimia
up in the bathroom, pitching up
I got to wash my face,
cause it splashed on my head
I've got yak on my face
bulimia, oh when did this start,
I'm losing my calories, daily
oh bulimia, I'm down on the floor
ralfing some more. down the throne
on my own
mastication, I'm binging again,
an hour and then, I am yakking
mastication, it all starts again,
back to the throne, I am yakking
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Now you and Royce have written bulimia parodies. Nice work, guy.
Jonathan C--I don't recall writing a parody about bulimia---and after Malcolm's, I wouldn't try!
This is not funny - bulimia will kill ya. reveal ya and conceal ya. Boy this stuff sounds familiar. Hmmm - Where have I heard this before? Good work Malcolm. I gave you fives for a good write and a good pace on a great song. I liked the subject song so well I had to do two parodies on it. I heard Cecilia on the way home from the store the day I wrote my first one and it immediately came to me. We should have a Simon and Garfunkel sound off. These guys are way fun to parody.
This is so inappropriate and dumb. Real people are suffering and dying from this and your making some dumb poem about it? You should be ashamed of yourself.
sorry to have offended you jen. I wrote this after I went to a bulimiac's wedding.. three cakes came out of the wedding girl.. seriously.. I'll keep my comments short I have to barf up dinner in about five minutes, then have a pizza to barf up too the whole idea of bulimia makes me sick
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