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Song Parodies -> "Family Of Bears"
Original Song Title:
"Family Affair"
Original Performer:
Sly And The Family Stone
Parody Song Title:
"Family Of Bears"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
one child...showed up to eat...
some porridge...but she quickly learned
that though one bowl...required some heat
another made her tongue just burn
she left the both of them
and ate the one she could
that meal...belonged to mom
now, she's gonna get it good
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
new cub bed, a year ago
and now she's bustin' the whole thing out..yeah
though goldie oughta go
ol' goldie stayed and she crashed out
the bears see...that someone's been there
asleep she lays...should have been somewhere else
the cub cries...cause his bed's broke down
she'll be dyin' right away
and she'll be choked down
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
one child...showed up to eat...
some porridge...but she quickly learned
that though one bowl...required some heat
another made her tongue just burn
she left the both of them
and ate the one she could
that meal...belonged to mom
now, she's gonna get it good
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
new cub bed, a year ago
and now she's bustin' the whole thing out..yeah
though goldie oughta go
ol' goldie stayed and she crashed out
the bears see...that someone's been there
asleep she lays...should have been somewhere else
the cub cries...cause his bed's broke down
she'll be dyin' right away
and she'll be choked down
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
its a family of bears
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Great idea--children's stories set to music. Got me thinking.
Great turn on the OS, AR but, you started John thinking. Now we're all in trouble....5s
I could bearly contain myself on this one, alvin...lol...5's
this is betther than just a nursery rhyme set to music...it's a registered nursury rhyme.....three, five foot bears
thanks john rick paul and AFW
Excellent Alvin! And I always love your choice of OS's!
thanks merry
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