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Song Parodies -> "Ted Cruz"
Original Song Title:
"Cruisin'"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Smokey Robinson
Parody Song Title:
"Ted Cruz"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
Please keep Ted Cruz away from here
He is confused, and that is clear
And if you want sense, you’ll get it with Sanders
Ted is just a flash in the pan
Something somewhere took his mind
If you release him you will find
You're gonna fly away to a much better state
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest one
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Election night should belong to us
Make everything right, do what we must
And vote by vote we’ll get closer and closer
To elect the right sis or brother
Something somewhere took Ted’s mind
If you release him you will find
You're gonna fly away to a much better state
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest chump
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Cruise is pee, lady
Cruise is pee, lady
So bad
Lady, Ted Cruz
Is a mope. He’s slime.
Ooh let’s shut him up and make him cry
And if you want sense, you’ll get it with Sanders
He’ll stand there beside you
And be true, lady,
Something somewhere took Ted’s mind
If you release him you will find
You're gonna fly away to a much better state
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest one
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
I like to fly away, get away from Cruz’s hate
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest chump
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
I like to fly away, get away from Cruz’s hate
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest one
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
I like to fly away, get away from Cruz’s hate
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest chump
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
He is confused, and that is clear
And if you want sense, you’ll get it with Sanders
Ted is just a flash in the pan
Something somewhere took his mind
If you release him you will find
You're gonna fly away to a much better state
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest one
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Election night should belong to us
Make everything right, do what we must
And vote by vote we’ll get closer and closer
To elect the right sis or brother
Something somewhere took Ted’s mind
If you release him you will find
You're gonna fly away to a much better state
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest chump
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Cruise is pee, lady
Cruise is pee, lady
So bad
Lady, Ted Cruz
Is a mope. He’s slime.
Ooh let’s shut him up and make him cry
And if you want sense, you’ll get it with Sanders
He’ll stand there beside you
And be true, lady,
Something somewhere took Ted’s mind
If you release him you will find
You're gonna fly away to a much better state
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest one
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
I like to fly away, get away from Cruz’s hate
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest chump
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
I like to fly away, get away from Cruz’s hate
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest one
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
I like to fly away, get away from Cruz’s hate
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
Politics is made for bums,
Ted Cruz is the biggest chump
I hate it when Ted Cruz says he’s better
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