Well, I thought I had my pointers alright
But my bits all shifted off to the right
At a blank screen, I'm beginning to stare
Though I swear there used to be data there
Nulls to the left of me
Pointers to the right, and now it's
Stuck in an infinite loop

Yes it's stuck in an infinite loop
And my code's lookin' like alphabet soup
Now the CPU's beginning to race
Tryin' to break out of this deadly embrace
Voids to the left of me
Constants to the right
And it's still stuck in an infinite loop

The compiler's doin' nothing
And it says the value's set to NaN*
All my processes are crawlin,
All that's left to try is hit
Keys.... keys....

Now the network line is starting to crawl
And the printer's screwing stuff into balls
As the core was dumped, my jaw hit the floor
Pretty soon, I think I may declare war
Queues to the left of me
Linkers to the right
And it's still stuck in an infinite loop

The deadline's gettin' closer
But the situation's out of hand
Now I'm gettin' close to bawling
Why'd I have to go and try
C..... C.....

Now I think I may just give up the ghost
'cause the network's sayin' "cannot find host"
And my patience is beginning to give
And I'm losing what will I had to live
Nulls to the left of me
Pointers to the right, and it's still
Stuck in an infinite loop


Yes, it is stuck in an infinite loop
Stuck in an infinite loop
Damn, this thing's stuck in an infinite loop
Stuck in an infinite loop
Stuck in an infinite loop

(repeat ad infinitum)