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Song Parodies -> "Ryan the Star"

Original Song Title:

"Star"

Original Performer:

Stealers Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Ryan the Star"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

One more shot at Paul Ryan as he rides off into the sunset.......
Romney made you a star, now your foot's in your mouth,
They were calling you the Veep; you did well in the South
They talk in the press all about your success,
They believe every lie they've been sold.
The election is through; tell us what will you do?...
now we've tossed your ass out in the cold? Paul, tell me.....

When you appeared on the stage at the GOP Convention,
You really left out the Armed Forces that you didn't even mention
You took photos galore at that place for the poor;
washing clean pots you took off the shelf.
When the campaign is through, tell us what will you do
Now you've got the stage all to yourself? Paul, tell me.....

You took photos galore at that place for the poor;
those were clean pots you took off the shelf.
When the voting is through, tell us what will you do
Now we've told you to go f*** yourself? Paul, tell me.....

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Pacing: 2.3
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Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 9

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Meriadoc - November 12, 2012 - Report this comment
I have to comment on this because I was delighted that someone did this OS, which I am pretty sure has never been done before. You paced this very well.

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