Well I know just why I came here tonight
Cause it’s time you got your finances right,
Now you say austerity isn’t fair,
You should tell that to somebody who cares
France to the left of me,
The Greeks to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the Euro with you.

Yes I'm running the EU for you,
And I'm wondering what else that I can do,
If you leave the Euro then I’ll lose face,
As a country you’re a big basket case,
Clowns to the left of Greece, Fascists to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the Euro with you.



Well you started out by lying
Now, your economy’s gone down the pan
And I know, you’ll soon come crawling
Right down to the bank and say,
Please.... Please.....


Now you shouldn’t borrow money at all,
Don’t use the EU as a hole in the wall
We don’t want to lend you one euro more
Cause I don't think that you can pay anymore
France to the left of me, the Greeks to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the Euro with you.