I so display,
My ever expanding can.
My shape comes from raids,
There where my fridge does stand.
With food always yes I say,
I graze like it's grass.
Soup Campbell's,
Eggs scrambled,
I swallow repast.

Crave something that's cool,
Start causin' a crazy scene.
Beg borrow or steal,
So steadily sought ice cream.
Hey waitress I'd like to try,
Ham and Swiss on toasted rye,
Some cherry ade lime.
I'm ready to toss some swine dine.

I'll eat you out of house and home,
I'll stay just for a meal.
Just like Wimpey’s burger con,
Next Tuesday pay my bill.
If I did eat all the dinners in the world,
I'd seek out game I could shoot.
I'd down an impala and skin its hide,
And keep on eatin' food, (eatin' food)

I snack at the mall,
The food court catches my glance.
Fine eateries,
Now two sizes gain my pants.
Fried onion rings, my mouth I shove,
And those spiced pork rinds.
Starvation,
Cibation,
Can’t haggle, must dine.

My jaw has a wiper,
When I'm not burpin', eat.
So gluttony's sinnin',
Pass me some rare red meat.
My thighs are so fat and round,
They measure fifteen feet around.
My rolls largely have grown,
They're growing rolls of their own.

I yearn to eat my snacks at home,
Just turns into one big meal.
Eat lots Twinkies® all night long,
No diet can I deal.
I can't abstain when the dinner bell is heard,
I'm three-fourths ton without shoes,
It's shrimp marinara,
My bib is tied.
Best grab or freakin' lose. (freakin' lose)

(Sax Dominated Instrumental Interlude)

Went out last night,
Was all you can eat, the plan.
Armed with garbage bag,
They called in the po-lice-man.
He said eat here all night long,
But there's no food can take along.
I stayed there past three,
Oh gee, but I'm still hun-gry

Eat ribs of pork, I gnash the bone,
And I eat all but the squeal.
Deep fried crispy, fry a throng.
Then fry some more yet still.
I'd like to claim all the wieners in the world,
I'll bite and munch and I'll chew.
He counts no bananas the tally guy,
I've eaten all he grew. (all he grew)

(Instrumental Play-out)