when they offered me a hummer, well I began to laugh
and I told them all that I was straight, don't try to make a pass
but my bunny outfit looks real good, as I flash off my pecs
the things they do for lovin, don't include me in the sex

I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time

I've been dancin as a chippendale since I was seventeen
and I think back on what I've heard, and baby what I've seen,
well the weekends in the hotel didn't turn out as I planned,
I just try to be alone, and they grab me on my can
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time

I made a lot of money, heard every pick up line,
and I tried them on my honey, and she loved it every time
and the only one I couldn't use, I felt just like a fool
I grabbed her whispered in her ear, "can I push in your stool"
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time
I'm just peelin for the queers
passin away the time
as they're deep throating their beers
see them do it every time