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Song Parodies -> "Egg"
Original Song Title:
"Peg"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
"Egg"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
...an homage (omelet ?) to humpty dumpty, a good egg who caught a bad break...
he grimly fractured
no blame assigned who shoved him
he disappeared from view
this guy was creamed, its true
a yolky pile from his slammin'
he groans as he's eruptin'
it was a cheap shot
some creep caused him a header
down off that wall, he flew
he don't look good, all spewed
he was defiled, floored and hammered
he moans as stuff gets splattered
egg
his shell was cracked...and skewed
egg
much more than black...and blue
when...this fellow falls
he ends up mauled...so...easy
its a shame he's torn and gooey
no blame assigned who shoved him
he disappeared from view
this guy was creamed, its true
a yolky pile from his slammin'
he groans as he's eruptin'
it was a cheap shot
some creep caused him a header
down off that wall, he flew
he don't look good, all spewed
he was defiled, floored and hammered
he moans as stuff gets splattered
egg
his shell was cracked...and skewed
egg
much more than black...and blue
when...this fellow falls
he ends up mauled...so...easy
its a shame he's torn and gooey
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You put this together well.
I was eggstatic after reading this, so omelet you have fives
Eggscellent.
thanks mason & pete...lol
thanks john
Y'know, this song was running through my mind when I saw you parody on the list! How 'bout that? BTW, the nursery rhyme doesn't state that he was pushed. Fry that egg at 555 degrees!
No eggsageration, I shell give you fives. Alvin, I am egging you on to write more stuff like this. You surely got an 'egg' up on the competition with this one. Frack the walrus, you are the eggman!
thanks melanie...true, its just a conspiracy theory of mine, but then again, an oblong object may have just had a hard time balancing on a wall.....thanks guy...lol
Cracked me up
thanks PMS
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