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Song Parodies -> ""Rick": Something Not To Google"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steely Dan
Parody Song Title:
""Rick": Something Not To Google"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
I feel sorry for anyone named "Rick"...currently, if you google that name, one of the first two results is very NSFW (many days, it's THE first, other days it's the second, for some reason)
We hear you're Googling your own name
But Rick, you should beware of what you'll see
You may get weirded out, you may get mad
When you read about the frothy mix
"Rick": something not to Google
You might want to Google "Tim" or "Maurice"
Don't want to disturb your mental peace
"Rick": something not to Google
Cause the first result's obscene
You should Google "Joe" or "Steve" or "Mary",
"Bob" or "Justine"
Dan Savage is to blame, 'cause mud's your name
You should go by "Richard"; not "Dick" of course
At least that definition did not involve a horse
"Rick": something not to Google
You might want to Google "Tim" or "Maurice"
Don't want to disturb your mental peace
"Rick": something not to Google
Cause the first result's obscene
You should Google "Joe" or "Steve" or "Mary",
"Bob" or "Justine"
Ridiculing someone's name's unkind
But it won't disturb your peace of mind
If you refrain from Googling it
"Rick": something not to Google
You might want to Google "Mike" or "Maurice"
Don't want to disturb your mental peace
"Rick": something not to Google
Cause the first result's obscene
You should Google "Al" or "Tom" or "Peter",
"Jane" or "Justine"
But Rick, you should beware of what you'll see
You may get weirded out, you may get mad
When you read about the frothy mix
"Rick": something not to Google
You might want to Google "Tim" or "Maurice"
Don't want to disturb your mental peace
"Rick": something not to Google
Cause the first result's obscene
You should Google "Joe" or "Steve" or "Mary",
"Bob" or "Justine"
Dan Savage is to blame, 'cause mud's your name
You should go by "Richard"; not "Dick" of course
At least that definition did not involve a horse
"Rick": something not to Google
You might want to Google "Tim" or "Maurice"
Don't want to disturb your mental peace
"Rick": something not to Google
Cause the first result's obscene
You should Google "Joe" or "Steve" or "Mary",
"Bob" or "Justine"
Ridiculing someone's name's unkind
But it won't disturb your peace of mind
If you refrain from Googling it
"Rick": something not to Google
You might want to Google "Mike" or "Maurice"
Don't want to disturb your mental peace
"Rick": something not to Google
Cause the first result's obscene
You should Google "Al" or "Tom" or "Peter",
"Jane" or "Justine"
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