He may be leaving any day
Because his mammoth mouth opened wide to run
The truth came out, not the bullshit tale you'd spun
He didn't play too well his part

Mickey dolt loser numbskull
He might just as well have shot himself
Let the truth escape from his tracheal well
Mickey dolt doucher numbskull
Threatened the "king" on his throne
This king was expecting much better
Under bus thrown?

With a friend like this clown with a dull brain
You might get into some hot H2O
When it comes to playing your game, he kinda blows
You might start with a change of heart

Mickey dolt loser bumbler
He might just as well have shot himself
But instead he aimed straight at somebody else
Mickey dolt stooger numbskull
Is it too late to atone?
F**ked up badly as an abettor
A gantlet thrown?

You thought that Mick was just your kind
But then he got you in a bind
Appears he really ain't too smart

Mickey dolt loser numbskull
He might just as well have shot himself
But instead he aimed straight at somebody else
Mickey stoned booze urge drunkard
But when he tried to atone
He made things worse, not made them better
Thick head of bone