-> "Nikki’s A Loser Trumper"
Original Song Title:
"Rikki Don't Lose That Number"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nikki’s A Loser Trumper"
The Lyrics
Her lips are seeking the back bay
She has to spend time there for what she had done
For too long she’d dissed the Turd Reich’s anointed one
But now she’s pled a change of heart
Nikki’s a stooge and Trumper
A call girl for the Don John from hell
Nothing more than a dried-up empty shell
Nikki’s a loser Trumper
Just another lemming clone
One of many fascist abettors
A MAGAphone
She is a wretched clown and has no shame
In the end it was the line she would toe
Her campaign was just a game, it was all faux
She’s just another MAGA tart
Nikki’s a douche and Trumper
Not too long before herself she’d sell
To her master at whose ass she now dwells
Nikki’s a loser Trumper
Just another smoocher clone
One of many Turd Reich abettors
A MAGAdrone
One time she called the Fuehrer “slime”
But now she’s lined up right behind
Her master to inhale his farts
Nikki’s a smooch of rumper
She never had principles to sell
Groveling Stockholm Syndrome she can’t quell
Nikki’s a loser Trumper
Just another lapdog clone
Sore on her lip ain’t getting better
A cankered drone
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