(You say) Your tummy's achin
It's the worst it's ever been
And you grabbed the coffee maker
And you whipped it right at me
Well you woulda lost that diamond
That I placed upon your hand
You're so melodramatic, I can't understand

I been feelin it for years
Know it every time
And we forever live in fear
As it nears the monthly time
I been feelin it for years
Know it every time
And we forever live in fear
As it nears the monthly time


You been throwin all the dishes
You threw the Listerine
It busted up and coloured me
An ugly shade of green
Is this a day in grade school?
It isn't like I planned
I'll duck and I'll take cover
If you raise your hand

I been feelin it for years
I know it every time
Why don't you get your ass in gear
Mr Midol, just in time..

I make a lot of money
And I spend a lot on you
Is this the way you treat someone
Who's been so good and true
After all the things you've done, I've seen
The Hyde, the Hyde, the Hyde
And I only hope Miss Jekyll
is comin back to me sometime

I been feelin it for years
Know it every time
And we forever live in fear
As it nears the monthly time
I been feelin it for years
I know it every time
Why don't you get your ass in gear
Mr Midol, just in time..