Song Parodies -> "Emo Kids"

Original Song Title:

"Showbiz Kids"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Emo Kids"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I used to have a parody blog on which I pretended to be a fake emo kid. Oh, those were the days. I actually made friends with the thing, if I remember right! It was very funny, so I've now decided to write a little song in tribute to the stupidity of emo kids and the glory of people like me who parody everything.

While the emo kid's sleeping,
She dreams of blacking her eyes,
While the emo kid's sleeping,
Her angst will darken the sky,

After closing time at the Hot Topic store
I detect a mall goth!
From the first and top stair,
I see some ugly hair
Worn by emo you-know-who!

And in all my crying,
As the facts unravel,
I've found that I'm just a deeby newb.

She got the ugly dragon tattoo
With purple, black and orange so bright!
They got the parents who let them
buy all the ugly clothes they can buy,
They got hair in ugly wads,
They got bad haircuts
And for to not see one
would be oturageous!

Emo kids blacking their eyes dark,
Of themeselves you know they
don't give a damn about anyone else.

She got the ugly dragon tattoo
With purple, black and orange so bright!
They got the parents who let them
buy all the ugly clothes they can buy,
They got hair in ugly wads,
They got bad haircuts
And for to not see one
would be oturageous!

Bad, I know...

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ohjaneymack! - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Great. I love to pick on emo-kids for being such dorks, so I think you really summed it up, dear... G'job! Keep on writin'!

Mangee!!! - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I thought this was way better [an improvement!] than your old "Internet Chat" song parody that you wrote about a few weeks ago. I did not personaly like the intrnet chat one,, but this is far superier to it, makin it gr8t. Good jobn!

TullyGirl - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Please, "Mangee!!!", if you are going to leave a comment that bashes my earlier work, can you at least use proper grammar and spelling? I appreciate the compliments you gave [at least, I think theywere compliments?] , but please use correct grammar and spelling skills next time. Thank you, and have a wonderful day.

Glowla - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Yes, "Mangee!!!", please spell right.

Mangee!!! - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Sorry! Nize parodee,,;

TullyGirl - July 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Thank you all kindly for your support.

ZpOlAk - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Good job. Peace.

O my Lawd, Its an Uncyclopedian! - July 27, 2007 - Report this comment

G'job, pal. I heavily appreciate that you enabled comments for this one too. Nice job, nice job.

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