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Song Parodies -> "Con Goes On "

Original Song Title:

"On And On"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stephen Bishop

Parody Song Title:

"Con Goes On "

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Kam is Jamaican
Yes she’s sure a pretty woman
Send her money
Help rip Rump apart
He’s been sued due to so many scams
Despite that, dummies are still his fans

Con goes on
He just keeps on lying
And he smiles while the libs are crying
Con goes on
Con goes on
Con of Don

Whore young JD
Loves to show his evil gaslight
Angers women and the righteous men
Always makes them mad
It's easy to see why
He is sinister
An awful guy

Con goes on
He just keeps on lying
He’s so vile that it keeps us sighing
Con goes on
Con goes on
Con goes on

Cheers to those who recognize slime
They who are truly so bad
The smartest can see bullshit
They are bright
Won’t fall for a gaslight

The magaTs are lie soldiers
They are a sick band
Disgust women and the better men
Hey those freaks don’t care
Scheme with the Orange man
Breaking good hearts
The best in the land

Con goes on
They just keeps on lying
Scums say heil as they keep truth frying
Con goes on
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Con of Don
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Con of Don




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MAGA - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
All in last few hours:

- Leaked Dem memo shows “fascism” label isn’t sticking

- White House caught manipulating migration data

- More voters say Trump justified in challenging 2020 election results

The wall of lies is rapidly crumbing pic.twitter.com/ms2IdhbTaM
— Michael Shellenberger (@shellenberger) October 28, 2024
https://x.com/shellenberger/status/1850985837472952473
MAGA - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
BREAKING: IRS Whistleblowers Involved in Hunter Biden Tax Case Reveal IRS, DOJ, and FBI Knew Laptop “Was Real” Immediately; Claim Prosecutors Demanded They Not Ask Questions About Joe Biden Ahead of 2020 Election

“There were a lot of overt investigative steps that we were not allowed to take because we had an upcoming election.”

“The prosecutors…told us that they didn’t want to ask about ‘The Big Guy.’”

“We corroborated that ‘The Big Guy’ was Joe Biden. Yes.”

“There was no question ever that ‘The Big Guy’ was referring to Joe Biden.”

“It was for the purpose of affecting that [2020] election.”

— Catherine Herridge (@C__Herridge) October 29, 2024
https://x.com/C__Herridge/status/1851251838693081288
Tasteful Tammy - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
The fascist carnival at Madison Square Garden that echoed the one there in 1939 is one more thing that will make Orange Mussolini go down. He'll lose more Spanish votes over the tasteless jokes about Puerto Rico. He'll lose more black votes over the tasteless joke about carving watermelons. Evil tends to destroy itself.
Babylon Bee - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
MSNBC Condemns Trump For Holding Rally On Planet Earth Where 66 Million Years Ago An Asteroid Caused Mass Extinction

NEW YORK, NY — Amid the excitement of MAGA voters descending on Madison Square Garden, MSNBC condemned President Donald Trump for holding a rally on the same planet where, 66 million years ago, an asteroid caused mass extinction.

MSNBC analysts pointed out that Trump's New York rally, which sold out the famous arena with thousands more gathered outside, took place on planet Earth, where countless species of creatures were completely annihilated by the impact of an asteroid tens of millennia prior.

"We thought Trump couldn't sink any lower, but he did," said MSNBC's Katy Tur. "Here he is, walking around, dancing, telling jokes, and giving a political speech on the same planet where dinosaurs were all slaughtered by an asteroid. Such a callous display that shows blatant disregard for a horribly offensive incident that happened just 66 million years ago."

Representatives of the scientific community also marveled at Trump's audacious display. "He either doesn't know anything about history or he simply doesn't care," said paleontologist Philip Rockford. "The very planet where he's standing is essentially an enormous graveyard for all of the billions of creatures that lost their lives in the asteroid strike. It's quite offensive for him to turn this into something political. How dare he?"

The channel then spent the rest of the night telling viewers about how disrespectful Trump and his supporters are to the memory of the prehistoric creatures killed in the asteroid strike.

https://babylonbee.com/news/msnbc-condemns-trump-for-holding-rally-on-planet-earth-where-66-million-years-ago-an-asteroid-caused-mass-extinction
Babylon Bee - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler

If you've watched any CNN over the past 8 years, you already know that Trump is literally Hitler. But what you may not know is just how similar the two fascist dictators really are. Here are 9 ways Trump is exactly the same as Hitler:

1. They both wore pants: Not a coincidence.

2. Hitler had a mustache, and Trump probably could have a mustache if he didn't shave for a few days: Uncanny.

3. If you rearrange the letters in "Trump" (while eliminating the U, M, and P and adding H, I, L, and E), it spells "Hitler": OK, this is just getting scary...

4. Both reportedly breathed air: Wow.

5. Both most likely ate food to survive: Coincidentally, so did SADDAM HUSSEIN.

6. Did we mention they both breathed air? Amazing.

7. Hitler ordered his armies to invade Poland, while Trump ordered his armies to walk around the Capitol taking selfies on January 6: The exact. Same. Thing.

8. Hitler was an artist attempting to paint masterpieces, and Trump was in the masterpiece work of art… Home Alone 2: Lost in New York: This is no accident.

9. The media constantly refers to both of them as Hitler: Case closed.

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-hitler
Babylon Bee - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Can You Spot All 10 Signs Of Fascism In This Photo Of Trump's Rally?

Trump says he's not a Nazi but let's face it, he totally is. He held a literal Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden on Sunday. It's undeniable!

Just look at this picture!

Can you spot all the signs of fascism?

You've heard of swastikas, but have you heard of the six-pointed star of fascism? Here it is, proudly on display!

This man is holding a sign to round up the Jews for Trump. Never again!

Literally everyone in attendance is a Nazi, but especially this guy. We think his name is Neil.

This guy too! He's folding his arms and legs into the shape of a swastika. Gross!

Look! Anyone who disagrees with them is placed behind bars. Trump is already back to his old trick of putting kids in cages. Despicable!

Sith lightsabers! Sith are basically space Nazis. An obvious dog whistle.

Check out this classic Hitler salute. They're not even trying to hide it anymore!

"MAGA Folks" reversed is "Folks MAGA." Almost rhymes with Volkswagen, Hitler's favorite car. When they tell you who they are, believe them.

And how could anyone miss this?!

Hold up. Let's look at the whole image in its entirety one more time. Did you miss it? We did at first. That's right, this photo has 666 people in it. EVIL.

Did you catch all the signs? Donald Trump is an obvious threat to democracy and must be stopped at all costs. Did we miss any other signs of fascism? Let us know!

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-all-10-signs-of-fascism-in-this-photo-of-trumps-rally
MAGA - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Yeah, stop breathing air, Twaddling Tammy! You know who ELSE breathed air? HITLER, that's who! You don't want to be like HITLER, do you?
Twitchy - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
At the Trump rally yesterday, Katie Pavlich spotted a self-awareness reminder for Hillary that hits pretty close to home:

A history lesson for Hillary Clinton from inside Madison Square Garden pic.twitter.com/p2mQ4trrPn

— Katie Pavlich (@KatiePavlich) October 27, 2024

The Clintons had their own Nazi rally at MSG in the early 1990s? No way! Was Hitler there in spirit?

https://twitchy.com/dougp/2024/10/28/katie-pavlich-spotted-a-history-lesson-for-hillary-clinton-inside-madison-square-garden-n2402897
**** - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Be sure to keep overlooking the fact that TWO of Agent Orange's four star generals say he's fascist. Remember he said he only picks the best people and that's what they say. you can't have it both ways.
Agrimorfee - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Hey MAGA you are preaching to the unwashed deplorable DEMS. Instead of flooding this place with dumb Red-State rhetoric and wasting your time, go find some Undecided Voters to pester--and also find a blog so you can jerk off and ejaculate all over the screen to your Babylon Bee excerpts and weird-ass conspiracy theories from your loser friends in the minority of the voting side. See you on the other side of Democracy, you loser dork.
* - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Indeed, no one actually gives a good god-damn about ANY of this.
20 Ways Kamala Harris Is Literally Hitler - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
1. Both their last names begin with the letter “H.”
2. Both their last names have six letters.
3. Both of them declined to campaign with a Jewish running mate.
4. Both had a weird affinity for Iran, which is literally where the word “Aryan” came from.
5. Hitler rejected “Jewish science” and Kamala rejected “human biology.”
6. Both supported censorship of their opposition.
7. Both approved of attempts to jail their political opponents.
8. Both rewrote their personal history to obscure the painful reality.
9. Both have ties to Socialism.
10. Both were born on the 20th of the month (April for Hitler, October for Harris).
11. Both supported hiring people on the basis of their racial identity.
12. Both had the support of violent thugs who roamed the streets.
13. Both Harris and Hitler had a younger sister whose name ended with the letter “a” (Paula for Hitler, Maya for Harris).
14. Both posed in front of highly-staged media events and only answered “approved” questions.
15. Hitler likes beer halls; Kamala likes beer (a lot, I think).
16. Hitler was a vegetarian, Kamala likes Soy Boys.
17. Both rose to power by manipulating the rules of democracy in novel ways.
18. Both have been accused of plagiarism.
19. Both Hitler and Harris officially became candidates in the month of July.
20. As you can plainly see... both Hitler and Harris wore brown shirts and spoke with their arm in the air. FOR SHAME!

https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2024/10/29/turnabout-is-fair-play-20-ways-kamala-harris-is-literally-hitler-n4933748
Samoan Sam - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Huckster Carlson said that Kamala Harris is Samoan Malaysian at that Madison Square Carnival Nazi rally. The parody correctly refers to her actual heritage which is Jamaican & Indian. Did Carlson confuse her with Tulsi Garbage who is part Samoan?
Sticking Schtik - October 29, 2024 - Report this comment
Fascist label ain't sticking because idiots are impervious to the obvious.
Starry Stacy - November 03, 2024 - Report this comment
If star power is what will decide this race, the Dems will be easy winners. The other side is scraping the bottom of the barrel with the third rate individuals speaking at their rallies.

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