Ain't gonna hit
On an old chair
Upon which he could sit down
He doesn’t care
Where is the couch?

Sitting ain’t it
He isn’t moved
By furniture that is found
But can’t be grooved
Where is the couch?
Gotta be a couch

What gets him hot sits on the floor
When he’s had one couch, however, he wants some more
Making an entrance into the soft caressing fare
Is so sublime
Pillows, beware!

He love to dart
Quickly to here
For that which he wants in these haunts
It’s pretty clear
Prepares for a couch
Yen for a couch
And its fluffy tiers

It is an itch
Itch that will sear
Into his sinews when a sofa is near
Fluffing up a couch
On which he has pounced
And soon it ain’t sere