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Song Parodies -> "Learn to Love the Sith"
Original Song Title:
"Love the One You're With"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stephen Stills
Parody Song Title:
"Learn to Love the Sith"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
If you're dark and complex
Have a secret lover of another sex
Dedication dissipates
Master Yoda don't appreciate
Well there's a force beckons you to turn
And the Jedi life you will spurn
And if the good way is too hard to learn
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Use your anger, get real mad
Cause you're feeling, like you may have been had
Emperor can feel it, too
Be his apprentice, he'll Vader-ize you
Well there's a fire where your powers burn
Key to life and death you will earn
And if the good way is too hard to learn, Anni
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Do-do-do, do-do-do
[SOLO]
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Kill the Jedi, old and young
You're a Darth, he's Obi-wan
Cross your lightsabers, slice 'n' dice
Just don't end up, like a vat of fries
Well there's a path that will lead astern
And the darker side will return
And if the good way is too hard to learn, Anni
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Do-do-do, do-do-do
Have a secret lover of another sex
Dedication dissipates
Master Yoda don't appreciate
Well there's a force beckons you to turn
And the Jedi life you will spurn
And if the good way is too hard to learn
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Use your anger, get real mad
Cause you're feeling, like you may have been had
Emperor can feel it, too
Be his apprentice, he'll Vader-ize you
Well there's a fire where your powers burn
Key to life and death you will earn
And if the good way is too hard to learn, Anni
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Do-do-do, do-do-do
[SOLO]
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Kill the Jedi, old and young
You're a Darth, he's Obi-wan
Cross your lightsabers, slice 'n' dice
Just don't end up, like a vat of fries
Well there's a path that will lead astern
And the darker side will return
And if the good way is too hard to learn, Anni
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Learn to love the Sith
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo do-do
Do-do-do, do-do-do
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I see you've embraced the dark side of the farce! 555!!!
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