Sweatin’ hard, gettin’ weak
In the heat of summer and they really reek
Perspiration drips like rain
It’s like working in a sewer main


CHORUS:
Well pinch your nose with a whitened thumb
While the beagle lies with the bum
And if you can’t breath, and you may succumb

Go and...

Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the bum you SNIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!


Don’t feel guilty - don’t feel bad
No sense dying from the B.O., EGADS!
If you hurl and start to heave
Better get going if the stench wont leave


CHORUS:
And shut your nose with a wrinkled scrunch
While the buzzard waits, perching hunched
And before you heave, and you loose your lunch

Go and...

Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the grunge you SNIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!





Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew-pew
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew-pew
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew-pew
Pew-pew-pew - pew-pew-pew
Ew- ew ew ew ew ew, Ew- ew ew ew ew ew
Ew- ew ew ew ew ew, a a a -ew
Ew- ew ew ew ew ew, a-ew

Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the grunge you SNIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!


Take the right steps and you’ll avoid
Or your brain cells will be destroyed
Though your abhorrence, may seem cruel
Your nose doesn’t need any stinky fools


CHORUS:
So spare your nose with a stance that’s staunch
When the dragon strikes with a raunch
And if you can’t breathe, what a fool has launched

Go and...

Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!
Shun the raunch you SNIFF!
Shun the one you WHIFF!




Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew-pew
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew-pew
Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew-pew
Pew-pew-pew - pew-pew-pew