Song Parodies -> "(God Damn) Pinochet"

Original Song Title:

"The Pusher"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Steppenwolf

Parody Song Title:

"(God Damn) Pinochet"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

OS was released on soundtrack to "Easy Rider" starring Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper. Pinochet was Chilean general and coup leader who deposed Salvador Allende and supposedly tossed Marxist opponents out of helicopters

You know I quote a lot of Marx
Oh Lord, I talk about Engels
But I never said nothing
Bout how Guevarra would kill
You know I seen a lot of comrades
Falling around
With tombstones in their eyes
Ahh, but Pinochet doesnt care
If you live or if you die

God damn, mmm hmm, Pinochet
Goddam, Pinchi Pinochet
Dijo, God damn, GOD damn Pinochet

You know Guevarra is a man
With a love of Castro in his head
Ah, but Pinochet is a monster
Good God, hes not a Gramscian man
GUEVARRA .. on a poster
Will sell you a Marxist pipe dream
Ah, but Pinochet will install a junta
Oh Lord, he'll put your Commie ass
In a sling

God damn, aha Pinochet
I said God damn, Goddamn Pinochet Man

You know if I was president of CNN
Id construct a total smear
Of Pinochet man
Id call him a madman
And hoot that he's Third Reich
And I'd grill him on my Twitter
And my Facebook and my "likes"

And GOD damn .. Pinochet man
I said God damn .. Puton Pinochet
.........

I understand that my song, "Maldito Pinchi Pinochet" will be included on the soundtrack of the new Chilean film about the Pinochet era "Volador Inquieto" (Uneasy Flyer) starring Pedro Fondez as the high flying ally of Allende known as Captain Commie and Dennis Dropper as the psychopathic "El Empujador" (The Pusher) the one who actually pushes victims out the door

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SPANK that Douchebag traitor! - August 26, 2023 - Report this comment

Pinochet was a fascist pig who ruled Chile from 1973 - 1990 with concentration camps and other gross violent abuses. He was a Chilean Trump. And during the 2020 unrest the racist and antisemitic militia crud were wearing shirts saying 'RaHoWa' (Racial Holy War), '6MWNNE' (6 Million [Dead Jews] Was Not Nearly Enough) and 'Pinochet Was Right'. During Pinochet's funeral somebody walked up to the parade and spat into Pinochet's face. Fascist pigs are dishonorable. Even though I avoid taking the LORD's name in vain as much as possible, I did do so while viewing the horrible treasonous J6 insurrection act online. I didn't serve in the military, go to college or work all my life to see America become a fascist dictatorship.

History Buff - August 26, 2023 - Report this comment

Wait! What? We're backdating Trumpism now? What's next then? Genghis Khan was a Mongolian Trump? Attila The Hun was mid-European Trump? Vlad The Impaler was a Rumanian Trump? Sitting Bull was a Native Trump?

CML - August 28, 2023 - Report this comment

Pinochet did a counter coup to another Marxist coup led by Salavador Allende. And after helo dropping a few hundred Commie bastards, he restored order to Chile and then stepped down, giving the govt back to the people. Compare that to what happened around the same time in a place called Cambodia where cherubic, angelic, totally innocent Marxist "visionaries" reorganized agriculture .. at a cost of at least 25% of the population. ..... Back in Latin America, Venezuela was once a thriving oil exporting nation, until Hugo "Lets go to the cantina and get zit-faced" Chavez came to power and transformed Venezuela into an impoverished Marxist hell hole where "Men are men, women are gorgeous and pets are what's for dinner." Sometimes you have to break a few eggs when dealing with one of the most malignant ideologies in history

Phil Alexander - August 29, 2023 - Report this comment

"Counter coup? Allende was elected.

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