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Song Parodies -> "Smokey The Bear"
Original Song Title:
"The Joker"
Original Performer:
Steve Miller
Parody Song Title:
"Smokey The Bear"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
some people call me the last cowboy, yeah
some call me the master of snuff
some people call me morose
cause i preach all this forest fire stuff
campfires roarin' around me, baby
most are doin' it wrong...doin' it wrong
they're in a hurry, baby...big hurry
so i'm right here, right here, right here...comin' on strong
cause i get picky
when fire simmers
i'm a snuffer
if there's a glimmer
i stomp the embers till they're done
i'm named smokey
its no jokey
if a fire, you stokey
you'd better douse it 'fore you run
wooooo........wooooooooooooooo
i'm the safest bear that you ever could see
i save the oaks and birches
and all other trees
really ugly, really ugly, really ugly, is a flame
ooh-wee, baby...and that's how i got my name
cause i get picky
when fire simmers
i'm a snuffer
if there's a glimmer
i stomp the embers till they're done
i'm named smokey
its no jokey
if a fire, you stokey
you'd better douse it 'fore you run
wooooo........wooooooooooooooo
some call me the master of snuff
some people call me morose
cause i preach all this forest fire stuff
campfires roarin' around me, baby
most are doin' it wrong...doin' it wrong
they're in a hurry, baby...big hurry
so i'm right here, right here, right here...comin' on strong
cause i get picky
when fire simmers
i'm a snuffer
if there's a glimmer
i stomp the embers till they're done
i'm named smokey
its no jokey
if a fire, you stokey
you'd better douse it 'fore you run
wooooo........wooooooooooooooo
i'm the safest bear that you ever could see
i save the oaks and birches
and all other trees
really ugly, really ugly, really ugly, is a flame
ooh-wee, baby...and that's how i got my name
cause i get picky
when fire simmers
i'm a snuffer
if there's a glimmer
i stomp the embers till they're done
i'm named smokey
its no jokey
if a fire, you stokey
you'd better douse it 'fore you run
wooooo........wooooooooooooooo
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Great job! 555
A highly bearable parody...5's ~ ~ ~
Pretty cute idea, and very well done...the only thing is, Smokey ain't been doin' such a good job of preventing those fires in Cali. lately
I saw Smokey once at the Folsom Zoo. I didn't have time to ask him for his pawtograph though. 5's
thanks jack paul AFW and lionel
If it's a fire you stokey! Crax me up! I'll give it a 555 alarmer.
Loved it - especially the smoky/jokey/stokey....
thanks yoidy and merry
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