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Song Parodies -> "Hide Like A Weasel"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Like An Eagle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Steve Miller Band

Parody Song Title:

"Hide Like A Weasel"

Parody Written by:

Red Ant

The Lyrics

DKTOS? Song here. This parody is based on the saying "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines".
[intro of high pitch wind noises - airplane engines!]
[guitar]

Flap, flap do do do *slurp* *splat*!
Flap, flap do do do *slurp* *splat*!

Birds keep on slippin' (slippin' slippin')
Into jet engines...

Birds keep on slippin' (slippin' slippin')
Into jet engines...

You want to fly like an eagle?
Well not me!
Hide like a weasel!
I'm not a turning turbine treat!
I will be sly like the weasel
I won't see
Powered fan blade revolutions!

And I'm lazy
There's no goals I have to meet
So I'm chillin'
A master of re-'treat'
I'm not dyin'
(at) 20,000 feet
Oh yeah I've the solution!

Still want to fly like an eagle?
Over seas?
Pi-lots hate eagles
When their engines friggin' seize!
I will just writhe with the weasels
They're lice-free!
Flying is overrated!

Birds keep on slippin' (slippin' slippin')
Into jet engines...
Birds keep on slippin' (slippin' slippin')
Into jet engines...

do doo ....

Who wants to fly like an eagle?
Well not me
Sly like a weasel
Under radar's where I'll be!
So there's no pride in a weasel?
Let me see
Right, who's the endangered species?!

Birds keep on slippin' (slippin' slippin')
Into jet engines...
Birds keep on slippin' (slippin' slippin')
Into jet engines...
copyright 2006+ Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher
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Adagio - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
He he....unusual take. I liked "Who's the endangered species?" 5's
carol - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
5's. nothing to get into a flap about here.
Stephen Harrington - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, I agree.
alvin rhodes - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
unique concept..i like it
Claude Prez - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Thought this would be about the ones guy; funny stuff tho
Tommy Turtle - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
You have an eagle eye for inane OSs, and quite the beak to puncture them. No turkey here, Fives goes the weasel.
PMS - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
What Claude sez
AFW - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Unique and humorous...
Rick C - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
A great idea with lots of great lines. Especially liked the "endangered species" verse. 555
Cherry the Lyrical Avenger - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Great and unique parody!
Colossal Butt - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
YOU'RE MARRIED?!?!WOW!!!!555
Michael Pacholek - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
This wasn't about Georgie Bush during Hurricane Katrina? Oh well. Fortunately, not all men are created weasel.
Larry Hensley - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff
Red Ant - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks pat, Carol, Step-chan, Alvin, Claude, TT, PMS, AFW, Rick C, Cherry, CB, Michael, and Larry. Colossal Butt: Yes, I am.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Ever wondered about that Airport Pizza nr 555: Jet engine bologna? Don't!
Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2006 - Report this comment
excellent Red - and may I return the pacing compliments - this is absolutely pin-perfect - and delightful syllable-matching as a bonus - 555
Red Ant - April 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter and Stu. Jet engine bologna? Sounds like a good "On Top Of Old Smokey" parody in the making there.
Johnny D - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Too freakin' funny, Antmeister!
Paul Robinson - June 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Missed this one when you posted it, Red...April 18th was the day AFTER Tax Season ended this year...I worked something like 22 of the last 24 days, culminated by a 10 am to 9pm final day...and then a 3 hour party afterwards...so I'm pretty sure I was asleep most or all of the 18th (and 19th and part of the 20th)...actually, we "worked" the next day...at least we all showed up...Nice job here, 5's ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D and Paul.
Agrimorfee - September 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) You weasel, Red! An off-the-beaten-path 555.
Johnny D - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Michael McVey - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This is definitely an original idea, and well-written.--MM
Steve Miller - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Being that today is my birthday (I am 63 today!), I figured I would check out a parody of one of my songs. I happen to like parodies of my music (especially when they're good), and this is a wonderfully written spoof! You get a perfect vote from me.
Stuart McArthur - October 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3-H) see above - very smooth, Jack!
Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3H) Very original idea, Jack...brilliantly executed (much like the birds!) 555
Matthias - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't know.... It's either sucked into jet engines, or being stomped by Weird Al, not really a safe spot between either of these animals is there? 5's
Scathe - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-H) The sound effects at the beginning were an interesting touch. Funny stuff.
Jeff Reuben - October 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Unusual, had me thrown at the beginning, but I liked it. Creative.
Red Ant - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, Johnny D, MM, Steve (Happy Birthday), Stu, Kristof, Matthias, Scathe and Jeff.
Joe - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Well...it was nice to see the original artist comment on a parody of his song; you don't see that too often. It's also nice that he gave positive feedback. I like this one too.

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