Song Parodies -> "Broccoli"

Original Song Title:

"Rock'n Me"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Broccoli"

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The Lyrics

Well I been cookin quite a lot
And I'm tryin to hit the spot
But you just won't eat your supper every day
And you know you better start though you're a tough little fart
Please please please please you little baby yeah

Well it ain't that delicious
And I know it's nutritious
But your tummy's gonna like it fine
And you know that it's rude when you do not eat the food
That I prepared with care and precious time

So eat your broccoli baby
Just eat your broccoli baby
Your stupid broccoli baby
Eat your damn broccoli baby

I made some veal parmigiana
but you said you don't wanna
It ain't healthy throwin' tantrums this way
I'd also like to warn ya if you don't eat your corn you'll
Never ever see dessert again

So eat your broccoli baby
Just eat your broccoli baby
Your stupid broccoli baby
Eat your damn broccoli baby
Baby baby baby
Eat your broccoli
Broccoli baby
Eat your broccoli
Broccoli baby
(Repeat various verses, choruses, then go listen to "Eat It" by Weird Al)

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Jeff Reuben - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Yuck =) Nice rhyme for parmigiana!

Billy Florio - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent!

Meriadoc - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment

Isn't it funny how we all hate broccoli when we are children, but it tastes fine once we are adults?

lebeiw15 - May 26, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL, I'm a kid and I love broccoli... anyway, nice parody

Meriadoc - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Leb, I think once you are a teenager it is ok to officially like broccoli...

Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I must still be a kid then =)

Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

28th Amendment to the Constitution: No person shall be President of the United States unless he is willing to eat broccoli in public. Great job!

Claude Prez - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm with you, Jeff. I'll eat it. But I won't like it. Anyway, thanks for the comments all.

Claude 4 Prez Fan Club - February 21, 2004 - Report this comment

"Rock 'N Me" has been on my Must Parody List forever, but I haven't been able to come up with a good sub for it. Damn you, C4P, for beating me to the lunch. (Like a whole year ago.) And using "baby" in the literal sense is a nice touch.

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