Some people rock with the Playstation, yeah
Some use the Game Cube or X-Box
Some people like Atari
But that’s old and the graphics really suck

People want to pwn me badly
But I keep getting headshots, getting headshots
Yeah, They’re dying quickly
They’re dying
Playing online, online, online, online HALO

I flattened Frogger
DDRer
I’m a Sniper
Then I’m a Blogger
I write my cheat codes on the web…

I’m a Gamer
Hall of Famer
Mortal Kombat Slayer
You fight me and you’ll be dead

Booooooooooom!
Booooooooooooom!!!

In The Sims I had flings
With every hottie made
I killed some cops and hookers
Playing GTA
Now I’m jumping, now I’m jumping, now I’m jumping on your head
Goomba slaying, Mario makes them dread

Cause I’m a Fighter
I’m a Boxer
A Duck Hunter
And I’m a Gunner
I just like beating people up!

Martian shooter
On computers
A Hitman with a Luger
You’re pumped with lead from my shotgun

Booooooooooom!!!
Booooooooooooooom!!!

Pac-Man he treats my jollies, baby
And I’ll keep chowing on dots…
Then I’ll fight zombie, fight zombie, yeah fight zombie armies
With my wicked crossbow

You’re a swordsman/knight/archer/witch/thief
On WOW I am the best in the graveyard you’ll be
Trigger happy, trigger happy while playing Goldeneye
Play me newbie and you’ll be dead in no time!!!