(Before the song starts it should be noted that every instance of the cool slurred guitar sound in 'Joker' will be replaced by the cool far-off sound of a dog howling. I'll it out the first time it happens.)

My owner got me a new chew toy
I tug but he just won't let go
I howl at the bright moon "Howling"<---
And I love an odor I don't know

Need to walk about now, owner
Won't you get off the phone, get off the phone
Now could you hurry please now, please hurry
Won't you throw me, throw me, throw me, throw me a bone

Cause I'm a beagle
Name is Rover
Scratch my belly
I will roll over
Throw the frizbee, watch me run

I'm a barker
And I slobber
Save you from night robbers
I chase my tail because it's fun

I'm the cutest thing that you ever did see
Won't chew on your slippers if you scratch my belly
Scratch the belly, scratch the belly, scratch the belly all the time
If my leg shakes then I'm having a good time

Cause I'm a beagle
Name is Rover
Scratch my belly
I will roll over
Throw the frizbee, watch me run

I'm a barker
And I slobber
But I'm scared of Thunder
Don't move my food until I'm done

Need to be walkin' about now
Won't you get off the phone, get off the phone
Now could you hurry please, hurry now, hurry owner
Won't you throw me a bone

(At this point the four-line phrase that begins with "I'm the cutest thing..." simply repeats itself as the song fades out. The lyrics are the same and you don't hear the whole phrase because the song ends.)