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Song Parodies -> "Be Like Darius Matthews"
Original Song Title:
"Fly Like An Eagle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Steve Miller Band
Parody Song Title:
"Be Like Darius Matthews"
Parody Written by:
Darius Whitehead
The Lyrics
Mr. Chatterly wants to be like Darius Matthews. The refrain, verse, chorus, and intro are all sung by Mr. Chatterly.
[The song starts with Mr. Chatterly's chair moving, and Mr. Chatterly.]
[Intro: Mr. Chatterly]
Toot toot too too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
[Refrain: Mr. Chatterly]
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining,
my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining,
my alphabet issues.
[Chorus: Mr. Chatterly]
I want to be like Darius Matthews,
Do you know?
Be like Darius Matthews, and walk into his studio.
I want to be like Darius Matthews,
In his show,
So, oh, what have I got to choose?
[Verse: Mr. Chatterly]
Leap like froggies,
Who have no clue how to leap.
Swim the swimmers,
Who can't swim in the deep.
Wake the sleepers,
Who have fallen asleep.
Oh, but I can't sing the blues.
[Chorus: Mr. Chatterly]
I just want to be like Darius Matthews,
Don't you know?
Be like Darius Matthews, and walk into his studio.
I want to be like Darius Matthews,
To the show,
Oh no, what would I choose?
[Refrain: Mr. Chatterly]
Now they're here to ruin, ruin, ruin, my alphabet issues.
They're here to ruin, ruin, ruin, my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
[Chorus: Mr. Chatterly]
I'm wanting to be like Darius Matthews,
But you don't know.
I wanna be like Darius Matthews, and walk into his studio.
I want to be like Darius Matthews, in his show.
Oh no, I want to choose!
[Refrain: Mr. Chatterly]
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues!
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues!
[Mr. Chatterly gets out of here, because they keep ruining his alphabet issues as the song ends.]
[Intro: Mr. Chatterly]
Toot toot too too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
[Refrain: Mr. Chatterly]
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining,
my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining,
my alphabet issues.
[Chorus: Mr. Chatterly]
I want to be like Darius Matthews,
Do you know?
Be like Darius Matthews, and walk into his studio.
I want to be like Darius Matthews,
In his show,
So, oh, what have I got to choose?
[Verse: Mr. Chatterly]
Leap like froggies,
Who have no clue how to leap.
Swim the swimmers,
Who can't swim in the deep.
Wake the sleepers,
Who have fallen asleep.
Oh, but I can't sing the blues.
[Chorus: Mr. Chatterly]
I just want to be like Darius Matthews,
Don't you know?
Be like Darius Matthews, and walk into his studio.
I want to be like Darius Matthews,
To the show,
Oh no, what would I choose?
[Refrain: Mr. Chatterly]
Now they're here to ruin, ruin, ruin, my alphabet issues.
They're here to ruin, ruin, ruin, my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
Tooroot-tooroot.
[Chorus: Mr. Chatterly]
I'm wanting to be like Darius Matthews,
But you don't know.
I wanna be like Darius Matthews, and walk into his studio.
I want to be like Darius Matthews, in his show.
Oh no, I want to choose!
[Refrain: Mr. Chatterly]
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
Tick tick tick too too tooroom.
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues!
They keep on ruining, ruining, ruining, my alphabet issues!
[Mr. Chatterly gets out of here, because they keep ruining his alphabet issues as the song ends.]
Mr. Chatterly (c) Sesame Workshop.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead.
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