-> "Big Shutdown"
Original Song Title:
"Big Brother"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Big Shutdown"
The Lyrics
Your name is Big Shutdown,
Engaged in a tug-of-war with the White House.
Budget bill goes nowhere.
This Government Shutdown,
The Tea Party’s new mode of protesting—
Congress “no”-ing every day.
My name is No Health Care.
I saw my next-door neighbor die from HMOs.
Your name is Defund It,
Displacing Obamacare with WeDon’tCare,
Raising health costs every day.
Your name is Oh, Screw You.
Your slogan is My Way or the Highway—
The President’s much too “soul”.
I live in Foreclosure.
Think I won’t remember this ‘round election time?
(Deep doo-doo, deep doo-doo!
They tell me I can’t apply for a passport!
Soup kitchens’ supply lines are cut off!)
My name is The Country.
Someday I’ll see your fat, greedy carcasses in jail!
Sequestered and shut down!
You must have a soul the size of a matchbox,
Shriveled with contempt for us all.
You’re scared of Al Qaeda!
They don’t even have to do nothin’ to you!
You’ll cause your own country to fall.
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