Your book's repetitious
Writin's so bana-al
Very repetitiou-ious
Paced so slow it sta-alls
Shocked how it's so lazy-y-y-y
Thought you weren't a ha-a-ack
But your prose is so du-ull
It's less funny, more sa-ad
Rewrite's the thing you need
Cause your book's very bland like its cove-e-e-er
Repetitious books are la-a-ame
Yeah-hey

Dude, your book's repetitiou-iou-iou-ious
Scenes repeat like ma-ad
And I have learned nothin'
'Bout the leads, that's bad
You only have fou-our sce-e-enes
And they don't last lo-ong, huh
They all really bore me-e-e-e
Ma-ad they're not stro-ong
When you repeat those scenes
They get way more crap and more du-u-umbe-e-e-e-e-e-e-er
Repetitious books are la-a-ame
Yeah-eah-hey-yeah

Aaah-how!
Ow!

Super repetitiou-iou-iou-ious
Are the words I sa-ay
Said you're repetitiou-iou-ious
Too many ti-imes toda-ay
But what's way more crazy, mmm
Is this simpl-le fact:
You've writte-en more than o-o-one
Book that's total crap, mm-hmm
They all repeat the scenes
Didn't work at first, man, made no cha-a-a-a-a-a-anges
Repetitious books are la-a-ame
Blow, blow, blow