-> "Don't Drop Your Mounds On The Ground"
Original Song Title:
"Higher Ground"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Drop Your Mounds On The Ground"
Parody Written by:
Lorna Pitzer
The Lyrics
Chocolate
Is necessary
How much?
I say very
Don't
feel like a nut
So I bought me some mounds
Parking
lot I stand in
Couldn't wait for
car door to open
I
got that craving
It keeps poking
at you
Nothing I wouldn't do for a chocolate bar
So I try to unwrap before I get in the car
And then it just lands in a huge pool of tar
I'll go and buy again
Don't drop your mounds on the ground
Cashier
Please stop laughing
Squirrels
Got some caffeine
Stomach
keeps on turning
Waited for food too long
It's food
Glorious food
There's nothing
like it, the food mood
Salt and
Pepper to taste
And a little
lemon zest
Like to eat chocolate with some shortbread cookies
So I try to buy the ones that were named after me
Unwrap in the car, nothing could be finer
Gonna keep on trying
Won't drop the mounds on the ground
Don't drop your mounds on the ground
Cumin nature all around
Butterfinger won't be found
In British it's called cake of chocolate
I bought out the whole store of mounds
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