These fries are suspicious
Oh why are they green
Are they just not ripe yet
Or is it slime seen
Some of them overcooked
Or a bizarre shape
Others growing stuff on
You ate it, now too late

When you still eat these things
That you don't recognize
Then you suffer
A suspicious occasion

Onion rings suspicious
They look so dirty
Onion is falling out
Bad for you and me
They're just way too crispy
Now you broke a tooth
And it's still stuck on there
Your words uncouth

When you still eat these things
Despite how bad they taste
Then you suffer
Got suspicion on this food

Burgers are suspicious
Way too undercooked
You still hear them mooing
And you say gadzooks
Have to eat it fast now
Before it gets cool
Might be from science lab
Experiments in school

If you still eat these things
Then you might soon barf them
Maybe spit out
Your suspicious occasion
Yes it is